Greetings from Nebraska

[Gość: Imagine]

hej wszyscy, zobaczcie jak nam zycie na preryji uplywa, ile ladnych
squaws w naszych wigwamach. zyc nie umierac. to studentki z mojego
universytetu.
www.nebraskacoeds.com/main.htm

[r.richelieu]

no dobra, który to Ty. Bo chcę wiedzieć w którym miejscu na monitorze
serduszko namalować. o najdoskonalszy
;)

[unknown10]

Imagine,

[unknown10]

unknown10 napisała:

> Imagine,
ta strona to nic dziwnego w takim stanie jak Nebraska, gdzie psy dupami
szczekaja...

[Gość: Imagine]

cos mi sie wydaje, ze znam cie skads skarbenku, hihihihihi

[r.richelieu]

what? unknown10 to Ty? teraz własnemu brudowi za paznokciami nie można wierzyć.
Ty? i takie strony życia przedstawiasz, no wiesz, zbulwersowałams się
pozbawiłeś mnie niewinności, wstydź się;)

wstydzisz się? niech spojrzę czy się wstydzisz

[cossa]

Nebraskowo, golo i wesolo
wiec niech bedzie anglojezycznie:

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People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing."
Well, here it is: You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go
up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your
friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour
him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your
breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way,I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I hear
you're fantastic in bed,"
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into
going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men
in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated
towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" .
That's Junk Mail.

You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your breast
and grabs your ass .
That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

You like it, but 20 years later your attorney decides you were offended and
files suit.
That's America.

[Gość: Imagine]

trudno byloby o lepszy opis Ameryki.
Pozdro cossa.
Imagine.

nareszcie wiem o co chodzi z tym

[Gość: Oleńka]

Dzikim Zachodem, hihihihi ;))

A teraz poprosimy o wersję z chłopcami :))))

[Gość: Richelieu*]

e tam, ja wolę wersję z samym Jędrusiem
;P

[Gość: Oleńka]

mniej więcej do tego zmierzałam, hihihi ;))))))

[Gość: Richelieu*]

nooo, to gdy mamy już wspólny cel trzeba wziąć się za lasso i chwycić chopca,
przywiązać do słupa w środku wioski Indian z plemienia Umpakoczipa. Ubrać
maskę szamana i odczynić czary
;)

[Gość: Oleńka]

Ale why Ty go chcesz uwięzić? ;) Jędrusia??? Niech luzem lata :)))

[Gość: Richelieu*]

ja Go nie chcę uwięzić tylko uwędzić ;)
ale niech tam
racja, niech luzem lata;)

[Gość: Oleńka]

upalić może? ;)

Cycki maja straszne...........

[Gość: BigCyc]

takie malutkie bleeeeeeeeeeeee