Best foursome in golf

[kylie1]

GOLF'S WORST FOURSOME

1. MONICA LEWINSKI
2. O. J. SIMPSON
3. TED KENNEDY
4. BILL CLINTON

WHY YOU ASK?

1. MONICA IS A HOOKER

2. O. J. IS A SLICER

3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, AND..

4. BILL CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH HOLE HE PLAYED LAST.

[usenetposts]

Good one. No need to yell, though!

[kylie1]

I agree. The less you say the better.

I find 5iron gets my ball in the fairway too much, 3iron helps me stay on the
green, but 7iron seems to be pretty unforgiving by comparison. The ball flies
out of bounds and I lose a stroke.

This is the first time I would have to say "thanks 7iron!"