kingakunowska
20.05.05, 19:48
units language level
1 pint no change to your English
2 pints Your English goes up a level
3 pints Your English goes up a level (but the grammar disappears)
4 pints You become very fluent, but start mixing English with
your own language
5 pints You discover you can sing in English and are brilliant at
karaoke
6 pints You suddenly know lots of taboo words in English
(fortunately, no-one else seems to understand them)
7 pints You can't speak English at all (but also forget
your own language)
over 7 You start speaking American English
DANGER ZONE!