anyone speak english

[monica-no]

here?

[t-800]

I dunno.

[monica-no]

what about norwegian then :-)

[Gość: tina]

english spoken:-)
may i help you?

[monica-no]

Thank you for asking, but I can´t speak polish, so I just ment if there was some english speaking persons out there.

[Gość: Margareth]

[Gość: Margareth]

Yes, i know only one scandinavian sentences Jag alskar dig!!!

[monica-no]

Very good. You manage to mix both sweedish, Danish and something I can´t tell :-)

In norwegian: Jeg elsker deg...

Dig is danish and jag is sweedish... Not bad.

[Gość: supermen]

Holly crap, girl, go back to school and learn English first, and then come back
here.

[germanus]

luuuuuudzie
jak nie znacie, to nie szpanujcie, nawet jesli to jest FH

>> sweedish
>> english

a moze polaczkowo, co?
zabololo?
mialo zabolec!

moj wuj, dobry czlowiek, Polak z Wilna, czyli Litwin, mawial:
jak ja nie lubie Polakow!!!!
i mial racje

szpan to u was jest ponad wsio

[drzejms-buond]

germanus napisał:

> luuuuuudzie
> jak nie znacie, to nie szpanujcie, nawet jesli to jest FH
>
> >> sweedish
> >> english
>
> a moze polaczkowo, co?
> zabololo?
> mialo zabolec!
>
> moj wuj, dobry czlowiek, Polak z Wilna, czyli Litwin, mawial:
> jak ja nie lubie Polakow!!!!
> i mial racje
>
> szpan to u was jest ponad wsio

rozumiem,ze to germanus bedzie nas angielskiego uczył?

[monica-no]

What didn´t you understand? :-)

[pinocchio999]

Do you have skype?
;)

[monica-no]

Nope. Not yet..

[drzejms-buond]

let's learn somthin' new...
polisz-inglisz

gutmorningewrybady ,hew e najs dej!

polish- english again

[monica-no]

dzienk you

or

dzienks

[Gość: titta]

Podobny poziom reprezentuje zreszta w znajomosci jez. skandynawskich ;)

[Gość: irek]

there s no fun. Who u think u are?

[mariaho]

she is the one

[croyance]

Yes, want to talk?

[monica-no]

yeah, sure. But it must be later because I´m leaving now. So CU :-)

[drzejms-buond]

elwis dżast left de bilding!
:-[

[Gość: nuun]

o! słyszę F.Zappę :)

[mana_mana]

Gimi sam kolorz...!!!
GRIN..GRIN..GRIN...AJ PINKD AP A FOŁN END SED: JELOŁ?!

[feminasapiens]

What would you like to talk about and why not in Polish?

[mana_mana]

Polish doesn't exsist as a spoken language. It can only be written... Didn't
you know? ;)

[monica-no]

I need some english practice, and I don´t speak polish, so for me that´s a good enough reason. What is this place anyway??

Discussion!!!

[monica-no]

We need an "intelligent" discussion here :-) anyone with a good idea for a theme?

[drzejms-buond]

for exempl.
GOD
or
weather

[monica-no]

Yeah that could be interesting.... I Guess everyone got their own opinion.

[Gość: %]

For Your information, take it as a tip or an explanation - "Forum Humorum" (and
it's latin BTW) means that we tell jokes and funny stories here, eventually
start a discussion on any topic that is potentially funny. You are surely
welcomed here!

So! Does God excist? And "prove" the answer :-)

[monica-no]

[Gość: God]

What do you want from me again????

[mariaho]

try wheather
www.wunderground.com/global/stations/12205.html

[Gość: %]

Yes He does. Here's proof: I spoke to my girlfiend today, and I said: "For God's
sake, shut up!!!" And then the miracle has happened: she did!

[drzejms-buond]

it was funny
:-D)))))

[drzejms-buond]

let me try:

1.if silence is gold why RAP is so popular?

2.between lovers
-I didn't know your organ are so small
-I didn't know I will play in the cathedral

[monica-no]

Hehe... Not bad :-)

[n_l]

Ni Yuan Yi He Wo Qu Kan Dian Ying Ma?

[monica-no]

Ying Ma nati so brod.... No

[Gość: %]

Hey Viking girl, may I suggest: stick to English, hardly no one here understands
those words that sound like names of IKEA furniture :) no offence...

[monica-no]

Ofcourse darling. For you :-)

next 1

[drzejms-buond]

"If I cared about the polls, I would have run for president of Poland"
by B.Streisand

[Gość: Justyna]

I speak english but a little.

[Gość: Justyna]

I speak english, but a little.

[Gość: dansk pige]

i just dont understand 1 thing. how did u manage 2 find Forum Humorum? its just
curiosity!do u think its a good idea to train ur English on a Polish forum?hmm
is it just me who dont get that?

[drzejms-buond]

it's a VERY good idea!
please continue...

[monica-no]

Hey! I understand your question. I have a friend from Poland and she wanted to show me this forum. No it´s not the best place to train english, I agree, but maybe it´s possible to learn some polish too.

[viking2]

monica-no napisała:

> Hey! I understand your question. I have a friend from Poland and she wanted to
> show me this forum. No it´s not the best place to train english, I agree, but m
> aybe it´s possible to learn some polish too.

Hi, Monica-no. You know, there's a bunch of English-speaking forums in the
Gazeta, and they're relatively easy to find: On the top left of the main page,
there is a search window (the one with a picture of a magnifying glass and the
word "szukaj"). If you type "English only" in the search window, it'll take you
to a long list of English-language topics.
Have fun :)

[Gość: Saludos]

With all respect, she wanted to show you this forum? But you don't speak
Polish, so what's the purpose of this "show"? ;) How did you meet her, by the
way?

[pmv]

Monica, prøv å finne andre siden på forumet. Her er det bare snakk om vitser,
osv.

Hilsen, Pat

[monica-no]

Thank you both :-)

[kinky5]

don't worry- it's a fact that this forum is quite funny (unfortunately for you- in polish). But you know I
actually think it is not a bad idea to provoke people to use some other languages.
So hi to you!!!

[monica-no]

Yeah! I have been told that it´s funny forum :-) But I guess it doesn´t help me, since I don´t speak the language. But maybe I can learn one day????

Her er en vits

[mariaho]

There was a guy that catched the goldfish, and the fish gave him three wishes.
So he wished for:
1. Million dollar house.....................and the fish gave him.
2. The fastest car.................same
3. Then he asked for the bridge from Europe to America, cause he was afraid to
fly. Then the fish said " think about it, how many workers, materials, equipment
i need to make it"
So the guy said: ok, i change my mind. Here is the wish:
I WANT TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN
and then the fish:
HOW LONG TIME DO I HAVE TO BUILD THE BRIDGE?