>> The Kuwait Konspiracy <<

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Popbitch recently met a mysterious man claiming
to be a senior Kuwaiti politician. He was
accompanied by two lesbian Russian hookers and,
after a few drinks, told us the real story of
the Middle East.

1. The Kuwaiti government paid $20 billion to USA
to "take out" Saddam Hussein. (Pays for Bush's
tax cuts and could help him get re-elected.) The
Iraq war was therefore the most expensive hired
hit in history.

2. Saddam and his sons were killed on day nine.

3. Al Qaeda had no involvement in Iraq - the
Kuwaiti has met with Osama Bin Laden since the
war and reports that Osama is delighted that
Saddam's been dispensed with.

4. The good news is Iran and Syria are safe.
No-one wants to pay Bush to attack them. Yet.