A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis
to his Sunday sermon. With that thought in mind four worms were placed into
four seperate jars.
The first worm was placed into a jar of alcohol
The second worm; into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm; into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm; into a jar of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - dead.
Second worm in cigarette ...