Zabawne teksty piosenek

[garthanka]

Wszystkich chetnych na poprawe humoru zapraszam do zamieszczania tu
śmiesznych tekstów .Na początek piosenka wykonywana przez Dana Robertsa and
Bryana Kennedy -'pean' na cześć stylowych butów


My New Tony Lamas


I went down to the boot store
To get me some new Tony Lama boots
They had a real good shine
And they looked real fine with my cowboy suit
I went down to Bradley's
To pick up on some long legged mamas
Hey I was lookin good
The way a cowboy should in his new Tony Lamas


Well, I asked this girl to dance
I think I might have had a little buzz
Cause I told that girl I could tell her what color her underwear was
She said "you can't do that"
And I said "well they're red and I promise"
Cause I could see their reflection in my new Tony Lamas


In my new Tony Lamas
Chuck's new Tony Lamas
Hey I could see their reflection
In my new Tony Lamas


Well, I was standing there minding my own buisness
Just like a cowboy does
When this gal walked up and asked me
If I knew what color her underwear was
I said "yes ma'am I do"
Well they're pretty blue and I promise
Cause when you walked by
They kind of caught my eye in my new Tony Lamas


In my new Tony Lamas
In his new Tony Lamas
Well when she walked by they kind of caught my eye
In my new Tony Lamas


Well I asked this other girl to dance
And I know I had a buzz
I told the girl I could tell her what color her underwear was
She said "I ain't wearin' any"
And I said that's good and I promise
Cause for a minute I though I had a big ol' crack
In my new Tony Lamas


In my new Tony Lamas
In my new Tony Lamas
Cause for a minute I though I had a big ol' crack
In my new Tony Lamas

[felix.lynx]

Chyba jedna z najbardziej zaskakujących humorem piosenek
country ostatnich czasów należy do repertuaru Jacksona,
ale tego mniej białego, czyli Alana. Nosi ona tytuł "I
don't even know your name". Jej poskie tłumaczenie
autorstwa Lonstara ukazało się w jednym z jedynych trzech
numerów pisma "Scena country" Myślę że Lonstar nie
pogniewa się, jeżeli właśnie to tłumaczenie przyt
najbliższej okazji tu zamieszczę.

R. J.

[mrblue]

To jedna z moich ulubionych piosenek!!! A Brent na gitarze jest tam nie do
pobicia!!! "I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know ypur name."))))
Pozdrawiam...Redak..o sorki..mrBlue

[felix.lynx]

mrblue napisał:

> To jedna z moich ulubionych piosenek!!! A Brent na gitarze jest tam nie do
> pobicia!!! "I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know ypur name."))))
> Pozdrawiam...Redak..o sorki..mrBlue

Oj, red..., masz za blisko p i o na klawiszach!

A co powiecie na zabawną piosenkę o Tomie Dooley, a właściwie o tym, że go zamierzają powiesić? Tekst zupełnie nie pasuje do skocznej, radosnej melodyjki. Może wówczas to miało być śmieszne? (Wówczas to jest jakieś 130 lat temu, bo tyle mniej więcej liczy ta pioseneczka). A wracając do wspólczesności - Alan Jackson jest jednym z najlepszych performwrów i autorów coutry przełomu wieków. Jego piosenki biją na głowę inne i tekstami, i aranżami, co Mrblue zauważył. Nie wiem, czy wiecie, że piosenka "Midnight in Montgomery" została w Polsce jakimś cudem zaadoptowana na piosenkę turystyczną i jest śpiewana w schroniskach jako "Już północ". To chyba jedyny kawałek country, który w Polsce zaszedł tak daleko.

R.J.

[garthanka]

Ryszardzie pomysł z zamieszczeniem tłumaczenia Lonstara bardzo mi sie
podoba ,te 'Juz północ' tez przy okazji chetnie poczytałabym. Wrzucaj je tu
śmiało ,sporo informacji mozna sie od ciebie dowiedzieć a to cieszy.

"I don't even know your name" jest rewelacyjne -fantastycznie mozna by je
zobrazowac na scenie ,aż sie o to prosi .
Na razie oryginał:


I Don't Even Know Your Name
(Alan Jackson, Ron Jackson, Andy Loffin)

Well I was sitting in a roadhouse down on highway 41
You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
I knew you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth
Of course you weren't my waitress mine was missing her front tooth
So I flagged you down for coffee
But I couldn't say a thing
But I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
I've never been to good at all these sexual games
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far
But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car
The last thing I remember I heard myself say
I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name

I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
I've never been to good at all these sexual games
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name

The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
And I said 'Where the heel am I and just who the hell are you?'
She said 'I was your waitress and our last name's now the same'
'Cause I;m married to you baby and I don't even know your name

I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name
I've never been to good at all these sexual games
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Hey I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name

pozdrawiam
G.

[tawot.adam]

Witojcie!
Mnie najbordziej bawią kawałki Davida Allana Coe. Szczególnie polecam:
1. Cum stains on the pillow
2. Who put the dick on the snowman
3. Fuckin' on the butt
To naprawdę dobrze zrobione parodie z superzabawnymi, może nieco
niecenzuralnymi tekstami. Znacznie lepsze nagrania od pamiętnych popisów dr.
Hackenbuscha, które kiedyś robiły prawdziwą furorę wśród młodzieży polskiej...

Adam

[garthanka]

Witam Cię serdecznie Adam na forum i zapraszam do częstych odwiedzin

Rzeczywiście niezłe sa te kawałki i z uzasadnionych powodów robią furrorę
W zasadzie nie widzę przeciwskazań by teksty znalazły się na forum ale jak
uważacie.

Pozdrawiam
Garthanka.

[tawot.adam]

MASZ TE TEKSTY??? One są czadowe, problem w tym, że mój angielski jest trochę
zbyt słaby, żeby spisać je słuchając muzy. Będę wdzięczny za te teksty...

[garthanka]

To mnie zwaliło z nóg

Tim Wilson
Garth Brooks Ruined My Life

Whats the big deal about Garth Brooks
whats he got that i ain't got
except the biggest country album in history
and girls screaming in the parking lot

my wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon
yeah she thinks Garth's number one
and there's even husbands
jealous of Garth Brooks
over in Ireland

I look better in a hat than he does
And I got a lot more hair
I missed the Dance, still felt the pain
and I've never had an Answered Prayer
I wrote a hundred songs about Rodeo
But my wife wouldn't listen to mine
Now I'm singing to friends in a place so low
Garth Brooks couldn't even find

Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet
Or one of us is gonna get hurt
Yea you'll let go of that Longneck Bottle
If I choked you with a Garth Brooks t-shirt

She has taken down our wedding pictures
and put up a poster of you
and if you're name comes up
again when she's sleeping
there's no telling what I'll do

Yeah we went through this a few years ago
When she was dreaming about George Strait
But now the name Garth Brooks are two words
That I have grown to hate

Brother you look like a cowboy airport patroller
with that ugly little microphone
Why don't you quit trying to charm my wife away
and leave my life alone

I'm sick of Garth Brooks
I'm tired of hearing about Garth Brooks
I think I've had enough of Garth Brooks
My wife's in love with Garth Brooks
She wants to be Mrs. Garth Brooks
I hope this record sells like Garth Brooks

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[agnes_xxx]

garthanka napisała:

> To mnie zwaliło z nóg
>
> Tim Wilson
> Garth Brooks Ruined My Life

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