wyluzowana.kaczka
08.05.10, 12:02
Obama died and went to Heaven. (Yeah, like that's gonna happen, right?)
Anyhow, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across
the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and ... Zobacz
więcejshouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."James Madison
followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our
government to provide for the common defense!"Thomas Jefferson was next, beat
Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me
to write the Declaration of Independence! The beatings and thrashings
continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed
their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.As Obama lay bleeding and in
pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what the Koran
promised me."The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS
waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said"....."You really need to
LISTEN when someone is trying to tell you something!"
