Cos dla Pań:

[marudna.menda]

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about
life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I said to
her: ‘Dear, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on
machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to
disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards
me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the
Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge
and threw away all my beer!!

....I ALMOST DIED!!!

[hymenos]

Tego browaru bym nie zniósł, zmartwychwstałbym