Happy New Year greetings to you all ... As we reflect on 2008, we can say we
had a great year:
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected;
Whites are happy, OJ is in jail;
Prison homeboys are happy, waiting for OJ;
Mexicans are happy, the border is still open;
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office;
Republicans are happy: George Bush is leaving office;
McCain is happy: He wasn't elected;
And all of us are so happy -
Sarah Palin is back in Alaska and keeping her eyes on the Russians.
2009 will be even better:
Immediately after his inauguration, President Obama will balance the budget,
revive the economy, solve the real estate sub-prime loans problem, reverse
global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, achieve
world peace .
Then, on the 7th day, He will rest.
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