braineater
09.08.04, 18:39
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Freakshow:
Albino dwarfs & dancing bears & midgets with full body hair
A girl who has a fishes tail, a boy the body of a snail
A man with the head of a bird, a girl who shits bricks as turds
Siamese twins joined at the head, a girl who though alive is dead
A man who bleeds through hands and eyes, a girl who has a donkeys thighs
This Freakshow is the best in town this Freakshow is the worst around.
A man who has no head or arms, a girl a dog sexually charms
They're animal eroticists, the sailors leer at them half pissed
A fire eater burns his throat, a jealous lover at him gloats
A contortionist tells a joke while a Gorilla him does poke
A girl who bites off chickens heads, they run around till they are dead
This Freakshow is the best in town this Freakshow is the worst around.
The Cheapest Show:
The lion he has got false teeth, the fire eater is a cheat
the exotic dancer is antique.
The high-wire artist broke his nose, the dancing bears got gangrened toes,
& all the artists need new clothes.
Cut price is the acrobat, the fortune teller is a hack, the clowns make up is
all cracked
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
with drunks drug addicts & old queens
its garish gaudy & obscene.
Half the staff are pimps & whores
too old to do it anymore,
they're all old, ugly, stupid, poor
The boss drinks like an unblocked drain
he's ugly stupid & he's vain & he's so in debt he should elope to Spain
The big top it has got more holes than a dart board
its so old, its gangrened green with mould.
It's the cheapest show you've ever seen
with drunks drug addicts & old queens
its garish gaudy & obscene.
Oba autorstwa Martyna Jacquesa & The Tiger Lillies
Ps - sygnaturka również:)
