Gość: monako
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03.07.02, 12:04
Zainspirowana wątkiem, o tym jacy to Ci faceci nie są, postanowiłam gwoli
refleksji przekopiować tekścik, który w chwili czarnej rozpaczy (najwyraźniej!)
podesłała mi anglosaska znajoma:-)(tylko proszę mnie nie bić:-)
Pozdrawiam ciepło płeć przeciwną:-))
monako
>> MEN
>>
>> Who understands men?
>>
>> 1. The nice men are ugly.
>>
>> 2. The handsome men are not nice.
>>
>> 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
>>
>> 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
>>
>> 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, have no money.
>>
>> 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think
we
>> are only after their money.
>>
>> 7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
>>
>> 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,
don't
>> think we are beautiful enough.
>>
>> 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat
>nice
>> and have money, are cowards.
>>
>> 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some
>> money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE
FIRST
>> MOVE!!!!
>>
>> 11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose
interest
>> in us when we take the initiative.
>>
>> NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
>> Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's
our job
>> to stomp
>> on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something
you'd
>> like to have
>> dinner with.