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14.03.05, 17:25
www.wendyknits.net/
Wendy jest stuknięta - robi na drutach, przędzie (!), ma kotkę, robi foty.
Normalnie, wszystko jak należy. Jest u niej w mieście taki slkep z wełną,
gdzie schodzą się i ględzą dziergający, czasem po to by razem robić na
drutach. Czyli kompletny fijoł.
Ale nie o to mi chodzi, otóż Wendy na wzór innej jakieś zrobiła sobie listę
pt. 10 Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't
1. Told a major league pitcher that his pitching sucked when he tried to hit
on me whilst drunk in a bar.
2. Got thrown out of the Belvedere Hotel bar in Baltimore, MD for being drunk
and disorderly (see #1, above).
3. Spent the evening in the company of a pub full of dock workers and drank
them all under the table.
4. Got a black eye in a bar brawl and the guy who gave it to me was so upset
(he was aiming for someone else) he cried.
5. Made and drank broccoli daiquiris.
Ahem. Those all seem to be alcohol related. Gee. Wonder why?
6. At the end of a joyride, ended up upside-down in a car, hanging by a
seatbelt (actually not alcohol-related).
7. Ended up at the bottom of a pile of bodies after the escalator at Camden
Yards collapsed.
8. Carved Halloween jack-o-lanterns with the Chevrolet bow-tie and the Ford
logo.
9. Rode up front with the driver of a London Transport train.
10. Was awarded then-Vice President Al Gore's "No Gobbledegook Award" for
work on writing government regulations in plain language.
Szczególnie zastanawiaja mnie dwa punkty, mianowicie 5 i 10. Jacie!
