Death of an Englishman

[varsovian]

In the middle of the World Cup and right after the mighty Pakistan was
amazingly beaten by outsiders Ireland, the very well known English coach of
the Pakistan team was murdered in his hotel room (by strangulation).
Nothing was taken from his room.
Rumours of match fixing abound.
It's a total mystery that's shocked the cricketing world.

[kieth]

>the cricketing world.

is this the thing that looks like a sledge hammer?

a woman was strangled walking in the park last night. somehow it didn't make the
news. we wish she was carrying a sledge hammer with her.