Reuter: "Lukratywna oferta dla trenera Engela"

[Gość: Albania]

We, people of Albania are delighted by Mr Engel's efforts made during World
Cup. We would like to make him an offer for 200 sheeps and 10 cattles
transferred immediately after his signature since we look for a good coach. We
are not able to pay in cash as we need some money to purchase a new play-maker.
Our current play-maker Ibrahim Lysastopa will retire in 2 weeks, therefore we
have to seek for someone extraordinary. Our target is Mr Arcadijusz BAK who is
considered to become the best player ever in Europe. We saved 200 $ and 50
Deutche Marks to bid for BAK. We heard that his current club Vidzev Ladz wants
to sent him off for even lower price: 150$, 30 DM and, two young Albanian
cheecks. We would be glad to accept this offer ASAP.

Dr Abdullahi ALBAN
Vice-President of Partisan Tirana

[Gość: Glazer]

Hahaha, zlosliwe, ale dobre :)))

[Gość: Xionc]

Słowo "laski" pisze się "chicks"; chyba że miałeś na myśli "asscheeks"...

[Gość: Albania]

Thank you Mr Xionc we really appreciate your help, our Albanian-English needs
to be improved. Of course, we meant these young chicks that are standing around
our National stadium.

kind regards,
your friend - Dr ALBAN

[Gość: Szarmach]

Mr. Alban,

As a person from within the circle I am really interested in your proposition
and I think that I could talk to A. Bak about this glorious opportunity.
However, this would require me to spend some of my precious time, therefore I
am inquiring if you would be willing to recompensate me for my efforts. What I
have in mind is the remining $ and DM from your original offer, I mean what
will you do with all that money anyway? If this is still too much, maybe one of
the chicks then... A boy will do as well... All right, just have a drink with
me, as you seem to be a very interesting person.

A.S.

[Gość: Dr Alban]

Mr Szarmach? Golden head of 1974???? Is that really you? Will you become a
coach of our boys for two sheeps and one goat????????
You have scored many beautiful goal. Is it time to score a goat????
Please send your resume in Albanian, as this is our madafaka language!!!

[Gość: Fanski]

I do agree with above that the best playmaker will be A.BAK.
So please think twice before someone will let him go to Albania.
We can do better than 150 dollars,his worth much ,much more than $150.
His not ready yet but give him several more years and we'll see !!!!!!!!

[Gość: Albania]

Arcadyujsz be our player, please, we will give you full support and new addidas
boots, the boots will be white as you like. My goalkeeper went for shopping to
Tirana downtown and is now looking for those boots, we remember your size is so
little 39, it difficult to find here boots of that size but note we are doing
our best. We have collected money from all the team members...imagine
Arcadyujsz, just just for your little boots....keep in touch, please, do not
listen to Mr Szarmach, only Mr Engel, yes Arkadyujsz be mine...please

best regards,

Dr Alban

Member of Managing Board
FC Partisan Tirana

Below is our brief history, we are a good team, very good, Arkadjuysz please...
Championship 1966, 1968, 1972, 1975-1990, 2001
UEFA cups 1964, 1981
Supercup 1966 (against FC Santos 7-2)

[Gość: kataryna]

Dear Dr Alban,

I'm afrais you have to verify your offer since there is no such currency as DM...

[Gość: Neftchi]

Arcadio!!! Don't listen to that Albanian scum!! We -
at Neftchi Baku - would like to offer you a 5-year
contract. We're going to give Polonia 100 Azeri sheep,
5 tones of potatoes and a marvellous recipe for making
a cheesecake. I'm sure you'll find pride and honour in
representing Neftchi - the 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994,
1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001 and 2002
Azeri Champions!! In 1995 we even managed to defeat
Ararat Erevan in a friendly contest. Don't hesitate
and join Neftchi Baku!

Yours sincerely,

Shakir Garibov
Neftchi Baku Manager

[Gość: BruceUS]

It was tough getting our guys back from the game on Friday after losing to
Poland. We only had a short period to recover physically. Now we are looking
ahead to the quarterfinals clash between the our team and Germany on Friday. We
needed some fresh legs in there. Mr Bak, please... You are so amazing...

Very truly yours,

Bruce Arena
United States Coach

/Bydg/

Do Bruce'a

[Gość: Aero Bąk]

Dear Bruce, I would help your team because I know you will lose match againist
Germany without me.I decided to play with your team because i know that you
need my skills to defeat Germans.

[lukasz006]

Our club would like to inform you that we are strongly interested in
Arcadio "Fart" Bak. Unfortunately, our playmaker from Georgia Mikan
Chujowomiidzie decided to come back to his country, because he missed his wife
Iza and his best friend Rusłan Ruchamize.
We had a close look at Arcadio during World Cup. He was the only one to drink 2
bottles of vodka and start the match ! We noticed some problems with his passings
and movement on the pitch, but we are sure he knew where he was and what team he
was playing for.
So undoubtoudely we are going to buy this player.
We offer 3 young American tourists and 2 camels.
Kunta Kinte
FC Cannibal Luanda

[Gość: Mohammad]

Greetings from Afghanistan! Our club - Jihad Kandahar
desperately needs a class playmaker (our previous
midfielder now plays hall soccer in Guantanamo -
Cuba). And so we'd like to announce our great interest
in Polonia Warsaw's player - Al-Cadio Baak. We saw him
during the Poland-Portugal game and his performance
was just incredible! We are willing to pay Polonia 3
air-to-air missiles, 0,5 kg of semtex, original
Microsoft Flight Simulator 2002 for PC and a goat.

Hope to see you soon,

Mohammad bin Laden
30-025 Kandahar
Cave 9, Afghanistan

[Gość: G. Roux]

Je voudrai le Bąk, s'il vous plais...
Oui Oui, c'est tres bon, bon Bąk.
Je payerai avec 100 kilo Camembert, 2/5 kilo Goat Fromage et salad Vinegrais.
(Wine is not included.)
Engel? meeeeerdddeeee , mon assistant?, sacrebleu, odi donc oui oui, good
looser...oui, oui, bon

Guy Roux
Auxerre Coach

[Gość: Vasyl]

My hatieli by priglasic waszewo samowo haroszewo plejmejkiera ,Arkadyjusza Baka
w naszy zbornuju.Nasz napad oczeń harosz i my dumajem szto nam nużen takij
znammienityj igrok kak wasz Arcadio.U nas est cewodnia tolko gruzin
Wdupenieradze i Jebiewdenko z Bielarusii i Arcadio igrałby toże z wmestie z
Ivanem Kałmanawardze.Rassmotricie pożałyjsat naszy prosby,my mmoze dać wam 1mln
rubliej i ochrony mafii.
Wasz drug
Zawiedujuszczij Dynamo Kołyma
Vasil Jebieaszkwili

[Gość: Alfonso]

Meine liebe Bak!
Ich zgadzac sie na dein Oferta chciec arbeiten in Agencja "Gejzer" in Hamburg.
Twoja znana Person byc gross atrakcja w unsere Firma. Moze du tanzen kann, mein
liebe freund? To by byc wunderschon interes, viele milych Manner kommt do unser
Agencja odkad ich dein poster na Ture hat powiesil. Ty zarabiac viel Geld -10
Euro fur 1 Stunden! Ich czekam na ty in Hamburg za zwei Tage.

Viele Zdrowia
Dein Alfonso Schmidt

[Gość: Valdano]

Hola,
Il maestro Bak is wanted.
puta madre, he is the best playmaka everrrrrr
chicas calientes!!!!!

Your Jorge
Il directore de clubba a Madrit

[Gość: uoodooo]

....------...... arkadiusz.....------*****()()()()()()
Bak^^^^^^^^------^^^^^^^^^....UUUUUUUUUU

People of Mars
Green Power Spaceball Club

[Gość: fryc]

Engel zu Albanien, Swiercewski auch.

[Gość: Marcello]

Saluto dall'Italia! Vorrei dire che Avanti Palermo a
interessato nel vostro giocatore grande Arkadiusz Bak
di gioco del calcio. Vi pagheremo 1000000 Lire e 300
chilogrammi degli macaroni.

Riguardi migliori,

Marcello Ambrossini
Coach di Avanti Palermo F.C.

[Gość: Fidel]

Te quieremos Arcadiooooo!!!!!
La jente de pueblo Cubano esta enamorada en este MARAVILLOSO jugador de futbol
- Gran Arcadio Bak. Por favor, ven aqui y ensena nos tu arte. Te ofresemos dos
cerdos e un caballo viejo (pero se mueve todavia...)
Socialismo o muerte!
Fidel

[Gość: meeeee]

mmmeeeee my owce z Wysp Owczych kochameeeeee Arkaka Beeee Beeeee Bakaka meeeee
meeeeeeeeeee

[Gość: PZN]

W zwiazku z kontuzja Adama Malysza Polski Zwiazek Narciarski w skladzie Julian
Piernik ,Antoni Klepka Zbaski i Jan Tomaszewski oglasza nabor na wystepy w
przyszlorocznym pucharze swiata w skokach narciarskich.Decyzja zarzadzu PZN,z
uwagi na nieprawdopodobne osiagnicia sportowe,na lidera ekipy desygnuje sie
Arcadio Baka,ktory,jak wierzymy potrafi przeleciec cala stawke,lacznie ze
Schmittem.
Z powazaniem
Przewodniczacy Rady Nadzorczej PZN
Mieczyslaw Jaksratokwili
Uwaga!!-przyszly czempion autografy wydawac bedzie WYLACZNIE w godzinach 10-11

[Gość: Kakaruru]

Hello, tu wodz Kakaruru z Papua Nowa Gwinea. My chciec Bak. My placic 3 worki
maniok (my miec nadzieja Bak lubic maniak)i 2 wedzona glowa + 1 rura bambusa na
penis.

[Gość: Sverige]

Hej,
Jag heter Goran Ericksson.
Jag vill venta Arcadjusz Baksson, den basta spelare i Europa.
1000 svenska kronor, 10 kilo lappland guld och 100 nya Abbas CD-or!

Vi ses Baksson

G. Ericksson