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[Gość: bad]

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the
world.

"Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims
verified

Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's
official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest
person in the world.

Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,

"Who the f%*k is Camilla Parker Bowles?"

[magdajeden]

buahahahaha, ale przetłumacz, reszta tez sie chetnie pośmieje

[Gość: ...]

hahahaha, znam to w wersji z krzysztofem cugowskim.

[gixera]

to nie kawał, to rzeczywistosc

[Gość: marta]

I thought that it's a polish forum :)
ale dobre:)

[Gość: xxx]

a gdzie reported speech??? i wielka litera na przymiotniku ozn. narodowosc???

;o))))))

[fruwam]

hehe gratuluje, chcialam cos powiedziec ale mi zal bylo ;))

[Gość: T-800]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria!
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten
years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but
also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

[pauli7]

wszystkie super:)))

Pauli