braineater
07.06.05, 20:12
A fellow owned a piano bar but couldn’t find a decent piano player. He put
a “Help Wanted” sign in his front window and on occasion someone would
audition, but he couldn’t find someone competent enough to hire.Then, one day
out of the blue, a disheveled man stumbled through the bar, sat down by the
piano, and played the most beautiful song imaginable. Flabbergasted, the bar
owner exclaimed, “That was amazing! What’s the name of that song?”The
disheveled man shrugged his shoulders. “It’s a little ditty I made up. It’s
called ‘I Fucked a Whore on Sunday and Came in Her Face’.”The owner was
shocked by the title, but before he could say anything the disheveled man
played another song—this one more beautiful than the last.The owner exclaimed
again, “What a wonderful song! What’s the name of that one?”“I call it ‘I
Took a Shit and Forgot to Wipe My Ass’,” the disheveled man replied.The owner
shook his head and said, “Look, you’re an amazing piano player and I’m going
to hire you—but on two conditions. First, you must wear a tuxedo… and two,
don’t tell anyone the name of your songs!”The pianist agreed and before too
long, the piano bar was the hottest spot in town. Hundreds of people a day
would come by for some fine cuisine and beautiful music. One day during
intermission the pianist went to the bathroom and walked out, forgetting to
zip his fly. One of the patrons tapped the pianist on the shoulder and
said, “Hey, buddy, do you know you just took a leak and your dick is sticking
out?”“Know it!” the pianist exclaimed, “I wrote it!”
Pozdrowienia:)
