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[dzoaann]

może sie posmiejecie?

They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are
the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a
sense of humour. __________________________________________________

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV,
how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching
them die. __________________________________________________

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad
tracks(Sweden)?
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a
list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?
(USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does
not ... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in
Kings Cross. Come naked.
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Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here
and we'll send the rest of the directions.
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Dżołan...

[zona_mi]

nie znam angielskiego

[ola_mk]

a mój ang.jest bardzo kulawy niestety,ale co nieco zrozumiałam i to o kangurach
jest the best

[dzoaann]

mam tłumaczyć na żywca?koślawo, ale moge przełozyc, jakby ktos chcial