Do Pani Dany33

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forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=50&w=17531578&a=17563652

Ale czyz on nie jest naprawde sympatyczny? :)

Wezmy dla przykladu pieniazki (prosze spojrzec na rewersy).
Dziesiatke juz przedstawialam.

A teraz piatka:


pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolar_kanadyjski#Banknot_pi.C4.99ciodolarowy

tekst pomiedzy lyzwiazami w srodku:
"
The winters of my childchood
were long, long seasons.
We lived in three places:
the school, the church and the skating rink -
but our real life
was on the skatig rink
"
(Roch Carrier)

dwudziestka:


www.bankofcanada.ca/en/banknotes/general/character/2001-04_20b.htm

tekst z lewej strony:
"
Could w ever kow
each other in the slihtest
without the arts?
"
(Gabrielle Roy)

piecdziesiatka:


www.bankofcanada.ca/en/banknotes/general/character/2001-04_50b.htm

"All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights"

I setka:


www.bankofcanada.ca/en/banknotes/general/character/2001-04_100b.htm

tekst: (niestety, nie mam pod reka zeby zacytowac:( )
[... An excerpt from Miriam Waddington's poem, "Jacques Cartier in Toronto,"
and its French translation by Christine Klein-Lataud,
summarizes humanity's eternal quest for discovery.]


Przyjemniej mi nosic takie przy sobie
anizeli podobizne kolejnego facia wslawionego tym,
ze kilkaset lat temu stal na czele
"bandy oprychow uzbrojonych w stalowe plaskowniki z wyostrzona krawedzia"
(to dawny cytat z Forum :)))

Ps.
I pomyśleć, że pewnie były byśmy dziś sąsiadkami
gdyby tak Mojżesz nie był jąkałą :)

Caeterum censeo ...

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... ze oczywiscie bigobserver ma jak zwykle racje.


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Szanowna Pani Dhitte Dame:

[vicehrabia]

No, pomyslec tylko!
Gdyby Cesarz Napoleon
w przededniu bitwy pod Ulm
nie mial (za pzephoszeniem!)
shaczki, to Laskawa Pani
i ja tez moglibysmy byc
dzis sasiadami!

Z uklonami i oghomnym szacunkiem,

V.H.

PS. Skoho Pani, jak ten
watek dowodzi, ma do czynienia
z finansami, to czy moze
moglaby Pani laskawie poprzec
moje stahania w Bank of Canada
o khedyt? Chodzi o niewielka
naphawde sumke, dhobny milionik
(Euho, znaczy). Bede bahdzo
zobowiazany.

(vh)

Do Pana Wincentego Hrabiego

[Gość: F. Ubiagba]

I am Mr Frank ubiagba, the Manager funds release with Standard Trust
Bank (plc), I am the accountant in charge of Mr.Moris Dawn account
who used to work with a Multi-National oil Firm in Nigeria. Here in
after shall be referred to as my client On April 21, 2000, my client, his
wife, and their three children were involved in a car accident along
Sagamu express way.

All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their
lives. Since then I have made several inquiries to locate any of my
clients extended Relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to contact you to
assist in receiving the money left behind by my client before they Get
confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge
deposits were lodged, particularly the Standard Trust Bank (plc) where the
deceased had an account valued at about ($12 million u.s dollars) has
Issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account
confiscated within the next ten official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2
years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the
deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at ($12 million
u.s dollars) can be paid into your account and then you and me Can share
the money.

70% to me and 30% to you . All I require is your honest cooperation to
enable us see this deal through.I guarantee that this will be executed
under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from
any breach of the law and i hope the fund arrives your account in
latest 10 banking days from the date of the receipt of the following
informations:

(1)Your full name and address
(2)Telephone number for easy communication
The above informations will enable me apply for payment into your
account. Please get in touch with me by my email.



Best regards



mr Frank ubiagba



alternative email ([e-mail]}

Hahaha!!! To juz Nigeryjczycy i w Polsce strasza?

[kropekuk]

O! Dhogi Panie Khopku! Jest Pan!

[vicehrabia]

Niech Pan laskawie spojrzy
na moja odpowiedz dla tego
czahnoskohego gentlemana.

Ja znam tez apphophiate
'Lingua Fhanka' i to w
wytwohnej wersji.

W nohmalnej potocznej
wehsji sie mowi 'twoja'
(np. 'Twoja byc biala').
Ale kultuhalni (wytwohni)
savages mowia 'Panska'
(np. 'Panska byc biala').

Tak nauczal Pan Julian
Tuwim, wielki specjalista
od Lingua Fhanka i wielu
innych jezykow.

Z pozdhowieniami i szacunkiem,

V.H.

[vicehrabia]

Moja zapomniala wyjasnic:
Moja napisac 'Lingua
Fhanka' a nie 'Fhanca'
bo ten czahnoskohy
gentleman przeciez miec
na imie Fhank.

v.c.

Ja pare lat temu odpisalem mu bardziej niemilo...

[kropekuk]

Temu nigeryjskiemu adwokatowi ;)

Kresle sie pelna podziwu ...

[dritte_dame]

vicehrabia napisał:

> Niech Pan laskawie spojrzy
> na moja odpowiedz dla tego
> czahnoskohego gentlemana.

... dla arystokratycznych zdolnosci
rozpoznania koloru *skory* gentelmena
z tekstu przez niego napisanego :))

Ja czasami z pisma potrafie poznac jedynie
kolor charakteru
lub sumienia.

[Gość: dana33]

kurczeeeee, oni to rozsylaja po calym swiecie nie???? :)))))

[dritte_dame]

Gość portalu: dana33 napisał(a):

> kurczeeeee, oni to rozsylaja po calym swiecie nie???? :)))))

Raczej po calym Necie :)

Do Wielmoznego Pana Ubiagda:

[vicehrabia]

Twoja.. o przephaszam, Panska
juz do mnie pisac o tym
duzo duzo duzo hazy.
Moja juz odpowiedziec
dawno dawno dawno.

Panska sphawdzic swoje
files i przeczytac co
moja wtedy napisac.

[Gość: P. Jones]

Ma Pan absolutnie rację. Ten Ubiagba to znany notoryczny oszust. I na dobitkę Murzyn.

Ja natomiast mam dla Szan. Pana poważną propozycję.


I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased customer's account who On the 25th of July 2000, the deceased, his wife and their two Children died in the Air France
concord plane crash bound for New York in their plan for a world cruise.


news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm


Although I know that a transaction of this magnitude might make anyone apprehensive, I would like to assure you that we are sending you this mail with the best of intensions.


PROPOSAL;
Since then We have been trying to get this funds out of the bank, the sum of US$16,450,000.00 (Sixteen Million ,Four Hundred and fifty Thousand United States Dollars) in an account that belongs to our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in the above accident
stated above.
Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. We cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Upon this discovery,
we now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by us for the funds (US$16,450,000.00) to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin.
It may interest you to know that we have secured from the probate court, an order of mandamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries.
Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavor by furnishing me with the following;


1. YOUR FULL NAMES AND ADDRESS .


2. DIRECT PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS .


These requirements will enable us file a letter of claim to the
appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. We shall be compensating you with (4.5 Million Dollars) on final conclusion of this project, while the rest shall be for us.
Your share stays with you while the rest shall be for us for investment purposes in your country.
If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust we have bestowed in you, I await your urgent response to this email.


Regards,


From: MR PATTERSON JONES.
Bills & Exchange Department
Irish Nationwide Building Society
18 Donegall Square East,
Belfast,BTI 5HE
Northern Ireland.
Email: [e-mail]

Brawo, Panie Hrabio! Ma Pan Szczęście !!!

[Gość: Andrew Young]

From: The Lottery Coordinator,


International Promotions/Prize Award Department


Dear Winner,


RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the First Category draws of LUCKY STRIKE LOTTERY UK. We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the First Category, which is part of our promotional draws. The draws were held on 14th August 2004 and results are being officially announced today. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500, 000names/email addresses of individuals and


companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part of our International Promotions Program.




You/Your company, attached to ticket number 6422-5-486, with serial number 59-18 drew the lucky numbers 33-92-78-05 (18) and consequently won in the First Category.




You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of Ł6,500,000 (Six million, five hundred thousand Great Britain Pounds), which is the winning payout for Category A winners. This is from the total prize money of Ł13,000,000 shared among the 2 winners in this category.




CONGRATULATIONS!




Your fund is now deposited with our transfer agents CASH CHANGE UK LTD and insured to the real value. In your best interest and also to avoid mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly from public notice until the process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants/non participants of this program.




We also wish to bring to your notice our end of year premium stakes draw where you stand a chance of winning up to Ł50 million; we hope that with a part of your prize you will participate.




Please contact your claims agent immediately for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice:





Mr. Andrew Young,


Foreign Department Manager,


Cash Change UK Ltd


Tel: [phone]


FAX: [phone]


EMAIL:[e-mail]






You are advised to contact our agents by email and/or fax within a week of receiving this notice. Failure to do so may warrant


Disqualification.




NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find below your reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in every one of your correspondences with your claims agent.

To: Mr. Viscount - Winning Notification

[Gość: SIR H.J.PONFA]

UNIVERSAL TRUST WORLDWIDE LOTTERY.
138 EDWARD STREET, 4TH FLOOR
BARINOR BUILDING
johannesburg, south africa.
Ref: EAASL/941OYI/02
Batch: 12/25/DC34
Date: 09-08-2004

WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw of the Euro - Afro Asian Sweepstake International programs held on the 1st of AUGUST 2004 in cairo Egypt. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 564 75600545 188 with Serial
number 5388/02 drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$2,500,000.00 (Two million, five hundred
Thousand,United States Dollars) in cash credited to file PC/9080118308/02.
This is from a total cash prize of US $ 25 Million dollars, shared amongst the first Fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your US$2,500,000.00 (Two million, five hundred thousand,United
States Dollars) would be released to you by our security firm in Europe. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. All participants
were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 companies.
This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to
claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
Mr Luita Gonzales
Watergate inc
Email:[e-mail]
To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our designated agent. Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.
Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.
Sincerely,
SIR H.J.PONFA
UNIVERSAL TRUST WORLDWIDE LOTTERY Coordinator.
EMAIL:[e-mail]

[Gość: Phraim Davis]

From Mr.Phraim Davis.
# 18 SILVER CRESCENT
JOHANNESBURG SOUTH AFRICA.
Phone:[phone].
Fax:[phone].

Dear Sir/Madam,

First of all let me introduce myself to you.My name is Mr.Phraim
Davis,a consulting auditor of prime banks here in South Africa.

Without wasting much time,let me go straight to the point.On June
6,1999,there was an American Mining consultant/contractor with the
South African Mining corporation, Mr.Gregory A.Williams who made a
numbered time (fixed)deposit with my bank here in South Africa for
twelve calendar months,value US $14,200,000.00 an account. On
maturity, The bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding
address but got no reply from him.

After a month,The bank sent another reminder and finally his
contract employers,the South African Mining corporation wrote to
inform the bank that Mr.Gregory A.Williams died from an automobile
accident.And he died without MAKING A WILL attached to the
account.More so, all attempts by the American Embassy to trace his
next of kin was fruitless.

I therefore, made further investigation and discovered that
Mr.Gregory A.Williams in fact was an immigrant from Jamaica and only
recently obtained American citizenship.He did not declare any kin or
relations in all his official documents, including his Bank deposit
paper work. This money total US $14,200,000.00 is still sitting in
the bank as dormant Account.

No one will ever come forward to claim it, and according to South
African banking policy,after5years,the money will revert to the
ownership of the South African Government if the account owner is
certified dead. This is the situation, and my proposal is that I
am looking for a foreigner who will stand as the next of kin to
Mr.Gregory A.Williams and a Bank Account abroad which will then
facilitate the transfer of this money to the beneficiary/next of kin.

This is simple, all you have to do is to immediately send me bank
account information where you know that the Fund will be safe when
the transfer take place for me to arrange the proper money transfer
paperwork. An empty account can serve provided the account is
valid.This money total USD ($14.2M) will then be paid into the
Account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me, 35% for you and
5% for expenses that might come up during transfer process. There is
no risk at all, and all the paper work for this transaction will
be done by me using my position and connection in the banks in South
Africa.

Please observe the utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall
require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

I look forward to your earliest reply through my email address.
Thanks and god bless you and your family and bless me too.

Have a nice day.

Yours truly.

Mr.Phraim Davis.

Our Bank is Trustworthy

[Gość: Prof. C. Soludo]

Attn:Sir/Madam


IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.

From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the Federal
Government of Nigeria, your name and company was discovered as next on the
list of the outstanding contractors who have not yet received their payments.
I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released
to you as soon as you respond to this letter.
Also note that from my record in my file your outstanding contract payment
is US$32,700,000.00 (Thirty-two million seven hundred thousand united states
dollars).
Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:
1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Scanned copy of int'l passport.
As soon as this information is received, your payment will be made to you
in a Certified Bank Draft or wired to your nominated bank account directly
from Central Bank of Nigeria. You can call me on my direct number (234-802300
4450) as soon as you receive this letter for further discussion or get back
to me on this e-mail address:[e-mail]
Regards,
Prof. Charles Soludo.
Executive Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
Direct Line: 234-802 300 4450
Website: www.cenbank.org

Szanowny Panie Hrabio

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vicehrabia napisał:

> PS. Skoho Pani, jak ten
> watek dowodzi, ma do czynienia
> z finansami, to czy moze
> moglaby Pani laskawie poprzec
> moje stahania w Bank of Canada
> o khedyt? Chodzi o niewielka
> naphawde sumke, dhobny milionik
> (Euho, znaczy). Bede bahdzo
> zobowiazany.

Ja mam doczynienia z naprawde niewielkimi finansami.
Jak Szanowny Pan raczyl zapewne zauwazyc
nie mam przy sobie nawet C$100 zeby moc zacytowac tekst na rewersie :(

Niemniej, wracajac dzis do domu obok B.of.C na Wellington Street
wpadne na troche i przedstawie Pana sprawe.

Jak Szanowny Pan zapewne sie orientuje
Kanadyjczycy to bardzo, bardzo mili, uprzejmi i uczynni ludzie
wiec badzmy dobrej mysli :)

d_d

[Gość: dana33]

droga damo. wsadzilam sobie twoje linki w favourite, ta seria birds jest
przepiekna, naprawde.... no i oczywiscie masz racje, ze takie pieniadze sa duzo
przyjemniejsze.
uj, damo, co do mojszele, to tez masz racje... przede wszystkim z dwoch powodow:
sasiedzi byliby przyjemniejsi (chociaz dzisiaj, jak on juz sicher umarl, to mam
duzo nadzieji...) no i ty sama rozumiesz.... SNIEG, SNIEG, SNIEG!!!! :)
najserdeczniej...

[dritte_dame]

Gość portalu: dana33 napisał(a):

> droga damo. wsadzilam sobie twoje linki w favourite, ta seria birds jest
> przepiekna, naprawde....

Prawda?
A zwlaszcza ten to jest prawdziwe arcydzielo!:


pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolar_kanadyjski#Banknot_tysi.C4.85cdolarowy


> no i ty sama rozumiesz.... SNIEG, SNIEG, SNIEG!!!! :)


Wlasnie!
Juz sie nie moge doczekac na nasze -30C i dwumetrowe zaspy :)

"... mais, la vraie vie etait sur la patinoire"

[Gość: dan33]

:)))

ale wole ptaszki od "we are not amused"...

[bigobserver]

dritte_dame napisała:

> Gość portalu: dana33 napisał(a):
>
> > droga damo. wsadzilam sobie twoje linki w favourite, ta seria birds jest
> > przepiekna, naprawde....
>
> Prawda?
> A zwlaszcza ten to jest prawdziwe arcydzielo!:


Ten to jest piekny nawet jak jest brzydki.

[bigobserver]

Gość portalu: dana33 napisał(a):

SNIEG, SNIEG, SNIEG!!!! :)


Dzisiaj nie moglem wyjechac z garazu, bo nas zasypalo.
Zabieraj sobie ten snieg a ja sie zglosze po odbior jak bede mial urlop.

[Gość: dana33]

sam jestes sobie winien, bigobserver, postawiles samochod w niewlasciwym
garazu... :)

[bigobserver]

Gość portalu: dana33 napisał(a):

> sam jestes sobie winien, bigobserver, postawiles samochod w niewlasciwym
> garazu... :)

Chyba tak.
Wstawilem samochod, bo chcialem uniknac drapania szyb.Uniknalem ale za to
popracowalem szufla.
Chyba oddam ten garaz w "dobre rece".

[Gość: dana33]

nu, szufla to ja nie moge, ale podreptac w tym skrzypiacym sniegu i ci
wydreptac wyjazd..... moze bym sie skusila... :)

ja pamietam, jak chodzilam na spacery w takim sniegu, w dolinie koscieliskiej..
nu, co ja ci bede mowic, bigobserver, teskni mi sie za tymi momentami... :(

[bigobserver]

Gość portalu: dana33 napisał(a):

> nu, szufla to ja nie moge, ale podreptac w tym skrzypiacym sniegu i ci
> wydreptac wyjazd..... moze bym sie skusila... :)
>
> ja pamietam, jak chodzilam na spacery w takim sniegu, w dolinie
koscieliskiej..
> nu, co ja ci bede mowic, bigobserver, teskni mi sie za tymi momentami... :(


Dawno juz tam nie bylem ale z tego co wiem to ona wciaz tam jeszcze jest gdzie
byla.
Co za problem ?

[Gość: dana33]

nu, i czas i przede wszystkim garderoba. "obkupic" sie na polska zime na jedyne
2 tygodnie???? a co ja potem zrobie z tymi skarpetami, kurtka na watolinie,
swetrami welnianymi i butrami narciarskimi? po negewie bede sie z tym miotac w
40 stopniowym upale??? :)))) i to nie tylko ja, bo spadkobiercy w zyciu by mi
nie wybaczyli, ze pojechalam sama za wspomnieniami... i tak juz ostatnim razem
ledwo cala wlazlam do samolotu, bo tak mnie bili i kopali i targali i
krzyczeli, ze jade sama bez nich... :)

[bigobserver]

Gość portalu: dana33 napisał(a):

> nu, i czas i przede wszystkim garderoba. "obkupic" sie na polska zime na
jedyne
>
> 2 tygodnie???? a co ja potem zrobie z tymi skarpetami, kurtka na watolinie,
> swetrami welnianymi i butrami narciarskimi? po negewie bede sie z tym miotac
w
> 40 stopniowym upale??? :)))) i to nie tylko ja, bo spadkobiercy w zyciu by mi
> nie wybaczyli, ze pojechalam sama za wspomnieniami... i tak juz ostatnim
razem
> ledwo cala wlazlam do samolotu, bo tak mnie bili i kopali i targali i
> krzyczeli, ze jade sama bez nich... :)


Ze spadkobiercami tak juz jest, ze ida wlasna droga wczasniej niz bysmy tegoe
chcieli.
Moze wtedy bedzie okazja.
Dobranoc.

[Gość: dana33]

dobranoc.

dla koneserow ogladaczy i poszukiwaczy

[antek_cukierman]

www.banknoty.poszukiwania.pl/world/
www.pasjonat.pl/portal/index.jsp

[Gość: dana33]

te, tez sa swietne, antus, szczegolnie ten pierwszy. zaraz spadkobiercy sie
dobiora do ogladania... :) dzieki

Zapraszam na blog:-))))))))))))

[lester2]

shmooz.blog.onet.pl/2,ID7706608,DA2004-11-12,index.html

[Gość: dana33]

:))))

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