Juz wiem do czego sluzy parlament.

[patience]

Obserwacje zwierząt doświadczalnych, którym przerwano rdzeń kręgowy tak aby
ośrodek erekcji był odłączony od mózgu, pokazują, że liczba erekcji uległa
zwiększeniu o ponad 1000%, zaś czas potrzebny na jej osiągnięcie skrócił się
o 94%. Wnioski stąd wynikające: najważniejszym narządem seksualnym jest mózg
bo to on trzyma członka na wodzy. Wiedza ta pozwoli na leczenie zaburzeń
erekcji.

www.he.com.pl/Zdrowie/Erekcja/erekcja.html

porady dla czlonkow parlamentu?

[drf]

ciekawe...

[patience]

Moze dlatego tak sie zafiksowali na strategii politycznej, zeby jak najczesciej
zaczynac oraz konczyc? Magdalenka jako przerwanie rdzenia kregowego?

[abprall]

www.schneider-andre.net/flash-fun-dear-penis.php

[patience]

www.schneider-andre.net/flash-fun-dear-penis.php
heheeeeee komentarz perfekcyjny. A ja bym dodala jeszcze jeden: ze jak Polak
zly, to niegrozny. Ale jak sie zaczyna smiac... to absolutna kastracja))))

[patience]

A ten duzy to kto?

www.xxl-flash.net/flash-fun-steinzeit-sex.php

[abprall]

kobiety maja najwiekszego penisa
lustich.de/pics/bewertung/d_1079896560.jpg

[abprall]

oto standard chlopcow z wiejskiej, zreszta proporcjonalnie do size rozumu..
lustich.de/pics/bewertung/d_1056107844.jpg

To rozmowy o penisolandii czy parlamencie? :))

[owca_czarna]

abprall napisał:

> oto standard chlopcow z wiejskiej, zreszta proporcjonalnie do size rozumu..
> lustich.de/pics/bewertung/d_1056107844.jpg

[patience]

parlament to wlasnie penisoland. Biorac pod uwage ich przecietny poziom
umyslowy doszlam do wniosku, ze w parlamencie polskim chodzi glownie o te 1000%
polepszonej wydajnosci seksualnej. Dlatego im mniejsza lacznosc mozgu z reszta
ciala, tym dany kandydat lepiej sie na posla nadaje.

[d.nutka1]

no naprawdę poważna debata
już jeden z tych penisoidów pokazywał nam słownie jak mężczyzna zaczyna
a koniec tego początku to nam aż za Atlantyck teraz sięgnął i to oddzielając
się od reszty niby głowy krajowej(ciekawostka fizjologiczna jak to możliwe,
chyba tylko wtedy, kiedy dwie głowy są w dyspozycji jednego członka)
nie jest więc nadmierną naszą ostrożnością aby teraz wybierać nie podłóg słów
lecz namacalnych faktów właśnie

[marianna.rokita]

Uch coz za sprzet hi hi
Dla barbie))))))))))))))))

[abprall]

a tak wygladaja chlopaki z wiejskiej po wyczerpujacej debacie n-t aborcji....
szczegolnie liga ...
lustich.de/pics/bewertung/d_1056970801.jpg

[marianna.rokita]

oni pewnie zawsze tak wygladaja......
zawsze, jednym slowem, im takie malenstwo niesmialo wyglada....

[d.nutka1]

marianna.rokita napisała:

> oni pewnie zawsze tak wygladaja......
> zawsze, jednym slowem, im takie malenstwo niesmialo wyglada....

to się chyba nazywa penetracja peryskopowa z łodzi ratunkowej o nazwie IVRP

[marianna.rokita]

Albo :
WYCIAGNIECIE RAMIONKA Z MINI BATYSKAFKU


bo lodzia ratunkowa to bym tego hi hi nie nazwala

All About The Penis.

[drf]

All About The Penis

www.my-penis.org/
This site is about men, manhood, masculinity and the penis. (And also all the
other bits that make up a man's sexual system.)

www.imagesofsize.com/contents.html
There's a mixture of penis facts and information, personal experiences, amusing
stories, and suggestions about how you can get the most pleasure and fun out of
your penis, whatever it's doing, and wherever you are. And it's pretty
comprehensive - you'll find almost everything about the male member here. But,
if you do want information on something that you can't find, please let me know.

www.cirp.org/pages/anat/
Why would men want to read it? So they know they have a penis that does the
things that other penises do? Maybe. We shall see. This site has lots of written
stuff, but if pictures of the male member in all its glory, sizes, forms and
degrees of stiffness are your thing, here is where you need to go: Images of Size.

And women? Well, out of curiosity, perhaps, especially if their
boyfriend/partner won't speak about his penis - or, rather, if he won't speak
about what happens to it when it's not on view. And maybe if they are not yet
acquainted with a penis, this might be helpful in taking some of the mystery
away. Judging by the emails I get, this certainly seems to be the case!

See the next column for more pages on all things penis. The most recent updates
are on sex tips for men and women; anal and oral sex positions; penis size and
shape; male multiple orgasm; premature ejaculation; a new way to masturbate; and
more sites on the very exciting and choice images / erotic page, on which I have
put a few of the finer erotic art pages on the web. And here's some amusing and
fascinating stuff on sperm wars.

This is a personal account - and although it has factual information as well as
experience, if you want more hard facts, you can get it from the sites listed in
the "other sites" page. There are links on most pages as well, so you should be
able to find what you want.

Finally, if you get bored, I suggest you whiz to here and get another
perspective on life.

....................

The human penis

The human penis differs from some other mammalian penises by lacking an erectile
bone, instead relying entirely on engorgement with blood to reach its erect
state. It also lacks the ability to be withdrawn into the groin, and is
larger-than-average in proportion to body mass.
[edit]

Structure
Illustration of the human male anatomy.
Enlarge
Illustration of the human male anatomy.

The human penis is made up of three columns of erectile tissue:

* the two corpora cavernosa and
* one corpus spongiosum

The corpus spongiosum lies on the underside (known also as the ventral side) of
the penis; the two corpora cavernosa lie next to each other on the upper side
(dorsal side).

The end of the corpus spongiosum is enlarged and cone-shaped and forms the glans
penis. The glans supports the foreskin or prepuce, a loose fold of skin that in
adults can retract to expose the glans. The area on the underside of the penis,
where the foreskin is attached, is called the frenum (or frenulum).

The urethra, which is the last part of the urinary tract, traverses the corpus
spongiosum and its opening, known as the meatus, lies on the tip of the glans
penis. It is both a passage for urine and for the ejaculation of semen. Sperm is
produced in the testes and stored in the attached epididymis. During
ejaculation, sperm are propelled up the vas deferens, two ducts that pass over
and behind the bladder. Fluids are added by the seminal vesicles and the vas
deferens turns into the ejaculatory ducts which join the urethra inside the
prostate gland. The prostate as well as the bulbourethral glands add further
secretions, and the semen is expelled through the penis.

The raphe is the visible ridge between the lateral halves of the penis, found on
the ventral or under side of the penis, running from the meatus (opening of the
urethra) across the scrotum to the perineum (area between scrotum and anus).
[edit]

Relation to female genitals

The glans of the penis is homologous to the clitoral glans, the corpora
cavernosa are homologous to the body of the clitoris, the corpus spongiosum is
homologous to the vestibular bulbs beneath the labia minora, and the scrotum is
homologous to the labia minora, labia majora and clitoral hood. The raphe does
not exist in females, because there the two halves are not connected.
[edit]

Erection

Main article: Erection
An uncircumcised penis in both flaccid and fully erect states; sexual arousal
causes the to tighten, which explains the visibly smaller testicular sac in the
rightmost image.
Enlarge
An uncircumcised penis in both flaccid and fully erect states; sexual arousal
causes the scrotum to tighten, which explains the visibly smaller testicular sac
in the rightmost image.

Erection is a stiffening and rising of the penis which occurs in the sexually
aroused male. The primary physiological mechanism that brings about erection is
the autonomic constriction of blood vessels at the base of the penis, which
forces blood under pressure into the spongy erectile tissue along the length of
the penile shaft, causing it to lengthen and stiffen as it fills with blood.

The vasoconstrictive effects of the drug sildenafil citrate (marketed as
Viagra® have been found to be efficacious in treating certain forms of
impotence and erectile dysfunction.

Erection enables sexual intercourse, though it is not essential, and some other
sexual activities. Although the average erect penis points approximately
horizontally, it is common and normal for an erect penis to have a wide range of
vertical angles, from nearly vertically upward to nearly vertically downward,
depending on the tension of the suspensory ligament which holds it in position
when erect.
[edit]

Size

See main article penis size

In comparison to body size, the human male penis is among the largest of the
primates. One study has found that the average human penis is 5 inches (13 cm)
in length when fully engorged with blood during arousal, though this varies
quite a bit. The size of a flaccid human penis has an even greater variation in
both length and width that often does not correspond to the size when fully
aroused. When a man with a relatively large flaccid penis has a normal or below
average length penis when fully aroused, or when a man with a relatively small
flaccid penis has a normal or above average length penis when fully aroused,
they are sometimes known by the slang terms "showers" and "growers" respectively.
[edit]

Normal variations

Depending on temperature, a flaccid (not erect) penis of normal size can
withdraw almost completely within the body. Such a penis will be of normal size
when erect - not unusually small.

Other variations:

* Pearly penile papules are raised bumps of somewhat paler color around the
base of the glans and are normal. (Picture of them on a human penis)
(www.studenthealth.co.uk/leaflets/NormalVariantsInAnogenitalSkin.htm)
* Fordyce's spots are small, raised, yellowish-white spots 1-2mm in diameter
which may appear on the penis, as well as the inner surface and vermilion border
of the lips of the face, and are normal. See Pearly penile papules for a picture.
* Sebaceous prominences are similar raised bumps on the shaft of the penis,
located at the sebaceous glands and are normal.
* Phimosis, an inability to retract the foreskin fully, is common and
harmless in infants and pre-pubescent male

[marianna.rokita]

Nie omieszkam poczytac...wiecej o organach...wladzy

wiecej o organach...wladzy

[drf]

www.zoo.wroclaw.pl/grafika/zdjecia/zwierzeta/plazy_i_gady/duze/pyton_rombowy.jpg
Marsupials are mammals in which the female typically has a pouch (called the
marsupium, from which the name 'Marsupial' derives) in which it rears its young
through early infancy. They differ from placental mammals (Placentalia) in their
reproductive traits. The female has two vaginas, each of which leads to a
different compartment in the uterus. Males usually have a two-pronged penis
which corresponds to the females' two vaginas. The pregnant female develops a
kind of yolk sack in her placenta which delivers nutrients to the embryo. The
embryo is born at a very early stage of development (at about 4-5 weeks), upon
which it crawls up its mother's belly and attaches itself to a nipple. It
remains attached to the nipple for a number of weeks. The offspring later passes
through a stage where it temporarily leaves the pouch, returning for warmth and
nourishment.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis

[marianna.rokita]

Dok?
Co to jest "pouch"?
Ucze siem pilniem a strona slownikowa onetu mi sie nie chce zaladowac.

Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis...

[drf]

Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin’s Penis

www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml
Created: 28.04.2004 15:42 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 11:30 MSK

MosNews

The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian
Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the
chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences.

Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many
European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on
the future and with correct views on erotica.

There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of.
This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this
exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now
kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our
organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said.

Rasputin, nicknamed “Mad Monk” by historians was born in 1869 in Siberia,
arrived in St. Petersburg in 1911 and within a few years had become one of the
most influential men in government circles. His rise to preeminence was due to
his close relationship with Nicholas II’s wife, Alexandra. The heir to the
throne suffered from hemophaelia, and only Rasputin could stop the boy’s
bleeding. Because of this, Alexandra believed he was a holy man sent to protect
Alexis and she kept him close by at all times.

However, many historians point to the unusual cult that Rasputin practiced at
the Emperors’ court — a strange mixture of Christianity and sexual practices.
Many of the noble women were believed to be in sexual relations with Rasputin,
possibly including the Empress.

www.funnyinside.com/mlpic481.shtml
At the end of 1916, a group of aristocrats decided that Rasputin’s influence had
grown too great and that he had to be killed in order to save Russia. They lured
him to the palace of one of the princes; fed him poisoned cakes and wine, shot
him and then threw him into the frozen river.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pouch

[abprall]

wedle oficjalnych danych Rasputin wyposazony byl w armatke z lufa dl.28.5cm
(ok.11 cali)

[patience]

> wedle oficjalnych danych Rasputin wyposazony byl w armatke z lufa dl.28.5cm
> (ok.11 cali)

Wyglada na to, ze to bardzo wazny przyrzad polityczny.

P0LityQa6EXuaLna...

[drf]

forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=28&w=20536639&v=2&s=0
www.friends.stopklatka.pl/napisy/922.txt
hades.t15.ds.pwr.wroc.pl/~pearljam/nowa/nowe/n3.jpg

Stosunki miedzynarodowe

[patience]

hades.t15.ds.pwr.wroc.pl/~pearljam/nowa/nowe/n1.jpg
hades.t15.ds.pwr.wroc.pl/~pearljam/nowa/nowe/n2.jpg
hades.t15.ds.pwr.wroc.pl/~pearljam/nowa/nowe/n3.jpg
hades.t15.ds.pwr.wroc.pl/~pearljam/nowa/nowe/n4.jpg
hades.t15.ds.pwr.wroc.pl/~pearljam/nowa/nowe/n5.jpg
hades.t15.ds.pwr.wroc.pl/~pearljam/nowa/nowe/n6.jpg
hades.t15.ds.pwr.wroc.pl/~pearljam/nowa/nowe/n7.jpg
hades.t15.ds.pwr.wroc.pl/~pearljam/nowa/nowe/n8.jpg
hades.t15.ds.pwr.wroc.pl/~pearljam/nowa/nowe/n9.jpg

hihi

[abprall]

dl.lustich.net/bilder/endlich-nichtraucher.jpg

[abprall]

www.toomuchsexy.org/images/dragon.jpg

[marianna.rokita]

hi hi hi
balabym sie,ze mnie taki ugryzie

Swoja droga, pewnie sie pol forum zaraz oburzy,czytalam ze wytrysk to tylko 20
kalorii...

[abprall]

Your Penis Name is: Godzilla
100% All-beef The thermometer
Bavarian Beefstick
Elvis
George Curious
Beefy McManstick

[abprall]

Guinness-ksiega:w poszukiwaniu najdluzszego penisa
Jak rzecznik wydawcy Guinness-pounformowal, poszukuje sie najwiekszego penisa
swiata . kiedys w przeszlosci poszukiwano najwiekszego biustu.
Mezczyzna z peniskiem o dl. 40,64 cm ma rekord w kieszeni. Przecietna dlugosc
penisa niemca wynosi 14,48 cm. Ale jeżeli ktos chce w konkurs stawac niech się
zglosi do Guinness Book of Records, 338 Euston Road, London NW1 3BD, UK.

[patience]

eeee tam, co to jest 40 centymetrow? Polak potrafi...
forum.gazeta.pl/forum/72,2.html?f=13&w=20849201&a=20854340

mózg trzyma czlonka na wodzy?

[patience]

> Wnioski stąd wynikające: najważniejszym narządem seksualnym jest mózg
> bo to on trzyma członka na wodzy. Wiedza ta pozwoli na leczenie zaburzeń
> erekcji.


A taki Gierych. Albo Ojciec Dyrektor. Maja mozgi?
To dlatego nastapily zaburzenia erekcji ludowej wokol Radia Maryja?

[abprall]

Penis - penismuzeum znajduje sie w Reykjaviku....to nie dowcip to fakt, jak
znajde link to podam...

Słowa "election" i "erection" różnia sie tylko...

[t0g]

...jedną literą. To symptomatyczne, nie?

[patience]

> ...jedną literą. To symptomatyczne, nie?

No tak, i dlatego w naszym parlamencie znajduja sie panowie, ktorym sie myli
jedno i drugie

Jeszczeszybciej niż przecięcie rzdania, erekcję...

[t0g]

...powoduje, kiedy da się delikwentowi do powąchania TABUN lub SARIN, dwa znane
chemiczne srodki masowego rażenia, działające jako inhibitory neurotransmiterów.
Maja jeszcze tę zaletę, że w dodatku do erekcji powodują zaraz potem
przeniesiene delikwenta na łono Abrahama. Czego obecnemu parlamentowi
należałoby życzyć, żeby nastąpiło jak najszybciej. Następnym kilku zresztą też.

[marianna.rokita]

Osoby zatrute tlenkiem wegla maja te sama wlasciwosc

[abprall]

prawda o wiezy eiffla...
www.netzhumor.de/cms/upload/5/2/6/6-20040220110220-7-0.jpg

[abprall]

klo-dziewczyna zaslabla
dl.lustich.net/bilder/axe-klo.jpg

[wikul]

www.sex.jpn.pl/s06.htm

[hiperrealizm]

patience napisała:

> Obserwacje zwierząt doświadczalnych, którym przerwano rdzeń kręgowy tak aby
> ośrodek erekcji był odłączony od mózgu, pokazują, że liczba erekcji uległa
> zwiększeniu o ponad 1000%, zaś czas potrzebny na jej osiągnięcie skrócił się
> o 94%. Wnioski stąd wynikające: najważniejszym narządem seksualnym jest mózg
> bo to on trzyma członka na wodzy. Wiedza ta pozwoli na leczenie zaburzeń
> erekcji.
>
> www.he.com.pl/Zdrowie/Erekcja/erekcja.html
>