Gość: Frida
IP: *.fornfyndet.se
14.04.05, 16:47
> >W pewnej firmie finansowej, prezes zarzadu byl mocno naciskany przez
> managerow zeby jakos wplynal na zatrudnionych masowo w firmie Polakow
> (cheap Polish people) bo oni nic tylko gadali po polsku co zas bardzo
> negatywnie wplywalo na niesamowity i blyskotliwy rozwoj firmy. Efektem
> tych naciskow byl ten oto list:
> >
> >To: All Polish Speaking Staff
> >Subject: Improper Language Usage
> >Importance: High
> >It has been brought to our attention by several managers and also
> officials visiting our offices that Polish language is commonly used by
> our Polish speaking staff. Such behavior is violating our policy, is
> highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All
> personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
> >
> >1. Words like jebal to pies, ku..ka robota, ch.., ku.. and other
> such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or
> dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
> >
> >2. You will not say spie..l when someone makes a mistake, or
> pocalujcie mnie w dupe if you see someone being reprehended, or gowno
> when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb
> srac and jebac are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable in our
> environment.
> >
> >3. No manager, section head administrator, supervisor or member of
> staff under any circumstances will be referred to as ch.., zaje..iec or
> pie..ny debil.
> >
> >4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as srac or olac nor
> will persons who lack initiative be referred to as pedal.
> >
> >5. Creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as
> pierdoly or poje..e pomysly.
> >6. Do not say idz sie jebac if somebody is persistent, do not add
> pojeb, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
> Furthermore, you must not say zjebalismy to (refer to item 2) nor
> wyjebiemy sie na tym when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
> >
> >7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say
> spie..j na drzewo nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?"
> with "Czego ku.. chcesz!?".
> >
> >8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your industrial
> partners ku..ki dostawca or pie..ny DCF!
> >9. Do not say idzcie do pizdy z tym ch..em when a relevant project is
> presented to you, nor should you ever answer odpie..ie sie ode mnie or
> metrowy ch.. ci w dupe when your assistance is required.
> >
> >10. You should never call partner representatives as zaje..a swinia
> or ku..ki debil.
> >11. The normal behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms
> such as pi.. je..a, ku..kie bydle or ch..owy pedal.
> >
> >12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say
> moga sobie wsadzic to w dupe! Please keep a hard copy for your records
> and information.
>
