i-love-2-ski
11.02.05, 17:40
abyscie sie rozprezyli przed Sabatem,by potem pilnowac i tepic antysemityzm na
forum.
Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So,
>>for every hundred Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be
>>crazy and amuse the breast beaters. By the time I was five I knew I was
>>that one."
>>-Mel Brooks
>>---
>>Let me tell you the one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty
>>years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the
>>Middle East that has no oil!
>>-Golda Meir
>>---
>>Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother.
>>-Peter Malkin
>>---
>>My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
>>-Benjamin Disraeali
>>---
>>It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and
>>then don't say it.
>>-Sam Levinson
>>---
>>Don't act humble; you are not that great.
>>-Golda Meir
>>---
>>I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen
>>days I had lost exactly two weeks.
>>-Joe E. Lewis
>>---
>>Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your
>>pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
>>-Sam Goldwyn
>>---
>>I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy
>>something.
>>-Jackie Mason
>>---
>>I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
>>immortality through not dying.
>>-Woody Allen
>>---
>>Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an
>>institution?
>>-Groucho Marx
>>---
>>Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
>>-Groucho Marx
>>---
>>Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are busy
>>driving taxis and cutting hair.
>>-George Burns
>>---
>>A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
>>-Milton Berle
>>---
>>I don't want any yes-men around me I want everybody to tell me the
>>truth, even if it costs them their jobs.
>>-Sam Goldwyn
>>---
>>When I bore people at a party, they think it is their fault.
>>-Henry Kissinger
