kapelusz w synagodze

[i-love-2-bike]

bardzo pouczajace,poczekaj kropa 10 minut i tnij,bo ma slowo zyd w sobie.

COHEN'S HAT

Cohen showed up at synagogue one Saturday and the rabbi almost fell down
when he saw him. Cohen had never been seen in a synagogue in his life.

After Services, the rabbi caught Cohen and said: "Mr. Cohen, I am so glad
you decided to come here. What made you come?"

Cohen said, "I've got to be honest with you, rabbi. A while back,
I misplaced my favorite hat and I really, really, love that hat. I knew that
Levy had one just like mine and I knew that Levy came to services every
Saturday. I also knew that Levy takes off his hat during services and he
leaves it in the back of the synagogue in order to put on his yarmulke.
So, I was going to leave after the Torah reading and steal Levy's hat."

The rabbi said: "Well Cohen, I notice that you didn't steal Levy's hat.
What changed your mind?

Cohen said "Well, after I heard your sermon on the Ten Commandments,
I decided that I didn't need to steal Levy's hat."

The rabbi gave Cohen a big smile and said "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt
Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in
Hell, right?"

Cohen shook his head and said: "Not exactly, rabbi. After you talked about
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' I remembered where I left it."

[dana33]

stary, pustemo, ale dobry ciagle....

cos dla dany

[i-love-2-bike]

This is cute.

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated
the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and
red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and
healthy lives.



Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream
and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with
that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at
it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.



And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure
that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the
wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from
size 6 to size 14.



So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented
Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the
side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.



God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained
more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.



God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food
Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and
named it "Devil's Food."



God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose
those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so
Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman
laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.



Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming
with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the
starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.



God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and
still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its
99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?"
And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is
good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.



God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.



Then Satan created HMOs.



Thought for the day .



There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

po co czekac do 2040?

[mamzerek]

i-love-2-bike napisała:

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Rachelka jest juz teraz swietnym tego przykladem.
the word, I believe, is "clueless boob"

[i-love-2-bike]

mamzerek napisał:

>
> i-love-2-bike napisała:
>
> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
> than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by
> 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and
> huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
>
> Rachelka jest juz teraz swietnym tego przykladem.
> the word, I believe, is "clueless boob"

nie mow,a ja myslalem,zes we wlasne 2 zerka sie zapatrzyl?

[mamzerek]

i-love-2-bike napisała:

> nie mow,a ja myslalem,zes we wlasne 2 zerka sie zapatrzyl?

myslalas? do tgo trzeba miec mozg, a tobie przeciez alzaheimer dawno go
wyjadl...

[i-love-2-bike]

mamzerek napisał:

> i-love-2-bike napisała:
>
> > nie mow,a ja myslalem,zes we wlasne 2 zerka sie zapatrzyl?
>
> myslalas? do tgo trzeba miec mozg, a tobie przeciez alzaheimer dawno go
> wyjadl...

a do pisania trzeba znac alfabet polski a do tgo mamzer sie nie nadaje,cos nam
ostatnio zesmutniales kachanowcu,czyzbys nie lubil NYC?

[mamzerek]

alfabet polski?
cusik ja u ciebie polskiej czcionki nigdy nie zauwazylem,
napewno artetyczne paluszki nie siegaja do klawisza "ALT"

a ą b c ć d e ę f g h i j k l ł m n ń o ó p q r s ś t u v w x y z ż ź

nu - zupelne robaczki
prawie jak
אבגדהוזחטיכלמנסעפצקרשת
אי וועי

[i-love-2-bike]

mamzerek napisał:

> alfabet polski?
> cusik ja u ciebie polskiej czcionki nigdy nie zauwazylem,
> napewno artetyczne paluszki nie siegaja do klawisza "ALT"
>
> a ą b c ć d e ę f g h i j k l ł m n ń o ó p q r s ś t u v w x y z ż ź
>
> nu - zupelne robaczki
> prawie jak
> אבגדהוזחטיכ&#
> 1500;מנסעפצקרשת
> אי וועי

a co to artetyczne mamzer? co ty juz za stary na to,zeby co Fpis literuFek unikac.
ps.lubie te wasze opisy mojej osoby,ale macie fajne pobozne zyczenia mile kotki.

KROPKA__Natychmiast usun ten antysemitowski wontek

[marcus_crappus]

Obraza on pamiec wszystkich ofiar holokaustu

[i-love-2-bike]

marcus_crappus napisał:

>
> Obraza on pamiec wszystkich ofiar holokaustu

podbijam
KROPA TNIJ KROPA TNIJ KROPA TNIJ,bo inaczej mamzerek sie tu rozbierze a wtedy
wytniesz,ale bedzie to juz za pozno,ktos moze to zobaczyc i pasc.

[mamzerek]

i-love-2-bike napisała:

> KROPA TNIJ KROPA TNIJ KROPA TNIJ,bo inaczej mamzerek sie tu rozbierze
Jak ladnie poprosisz, to poszle ci swoje zdjecie w stroju urodzinowym :-)

[i-love-2-bike]

mamzerek napisał:

> i-love-2-bike napisała:
>
> > KROPA TNIJ KROPA TNIJ KROPA TNIJ,bo inaczej mamzerek sie tu rozbierze
> Jak ladnie poprosisz, to poszle ci swoje zdjecie w stroju urodzinowym :-)

oczywiscie,ze ladnie prosze,tylko potem po chrzescijansku bede sie nim dzielila
ze swiatem. no to czekam mamzer,tylko ,zebys zer nie ominal.
KROPA TNIJ KROPA TNIJ KROPA TNIJ

[mamzerek]

as they say in your part of the world - you made my day, rachelciu .
posylam ci na skrzynke moje najlepsze zdjecie. dziel sie nim z kim chcesz.
Niech ich zazdrosc zagryzie. Musze tylko najpierw znalezc te "najlepsze"
zdjecie. A moze zrobie sobie specjalnie nowe - zeby bylo aktualne.