Gość: dana33
IP: 5.3.1R3D* / 192.114.47.*
14.11.03, 22:36
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit
suicide. Let's see now:
No beer,
No Jesus,
No Moses,
No Wal-Mart,
No television,
No cheerleaders,
No baseball,
No football,
No basketball,
No hockey,
No golf,
No tailgate parties,
No Home Depot,
No pork BBQ,
No hot dogs,
No burgers,
No lobster,
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks,
No gumbo,
No knishes,
No Deli,
No Wonton...
More than one wife.
Rags for clothes and towels for hats
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
Constant wailing from the weird music everyone there listens to.
No chocolate chip cookies.
No Christmas.
No Chanukkah
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel
dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ????????