A man with a wooden leg named Smith.

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Gość: Steve Re: A man with a wooden leg named Smith. IP: *.kajetany.net 19.01.10, 09:03

Knock, knock
"Who's there?"
"Ivor."
"Ivor who?"
"I've a wooden leg."
- Gość: Steve Re: A man with a wooden leg named Smith. IP: *.kajetany.net 19.01.10, 09:21
  
  Or:
  
  "I heard he has a wooden leg."
  "Its myth."
  "What's his other one called?"
- pani.serwusowa Re: A man with a wooden leg named Smith. 20.01.10, 14:59
  
  I don't get it.
  - pani.serwusowa Re: A man with a wooden leg named Smith. 20.01.10, 15:00
    
    The "Knock, knock" one.
    - pani.serwusowa Re: A man with a wooden leg named Smith. 20.01.10, 15:17
      
      RIIIGHT! My maid explained it to me. It needs quick pronunciation.
      - glasscraft Re: A man with a wooden leg named Smith. 20.01.10, 15:46
        
        Serwusowa, I am impressed - how does one get a a maid these days? :-)
        
        pani.serwusowa Re: A man with a wooden leg named Smith. 20.01.10, 15:49
        
        ROTFL! Silly me. Mate, of course. :))))))))))))))
        
        glasscraft Re: A man with a wooden leg named Smith. 20.01.10, 16:07
        
        :-DDD
pani.serwusowa Next one :) 20.01.10, 15:18

Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Doctor."
"Doctor who?"

:D
- glasscraft Re: Next one :) plus 20.01.10, 15:47
  
  Knock Knock!
  Who's there?
  Norma Lee.
  Norma Lee who?
  Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy
  a set of encyclopedias?
  - pani.serwusowa Re: Next one :) plus 20.01.10, 15:50
    
    This is a good one! :D
    - Gość: Steve Re: Next one :) plus IP: *.kajetany.net 21.01.10, 12:29
      
      Try this one.
      
      Why does his wooden leg shine so brightly?
      
      Its from the knee on.
      - pani.serwusowa Re: Next one :) plus 21.01.10, 18:21
        
        Very good. :)))
pani.serwusowa Shall we try palindromes? :)) 21.01.10, 18:22

One of my favourite ones:

Do geese see God?
pani.serwusowa Best ever! 22.01.10, 13:05

Monty Python's Flying Circus.

- My dog's got no nose.
- How does he smell?
- Awful!

And some pictures to go with it:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7yLZJ7A6Y
:D

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