fibin
16.02.05, 20:07
How many men does it take to open a beer?**
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?**
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?**
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.**
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?**
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?**
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?**
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?**
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?**
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.**
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.**
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?**
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men** until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.**
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.**
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*Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth !*
