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[Gość: fairy]

You and your readers have been talking about poo-eating for a long time now.
I would like to offer up an alternative that I think is kind of neat. Take a
standard condom, fill it with peanut butter, twist the bottom, and insert
into your ass (making sure to not let go). When the moment is right, untwist
the bottom, release, bear down, and POO! Well, okay, not quite, but it
certainly provides an alternative that might satisfy both the poo-eater and
also his bacterially minded sex partner. Let me know what you think.

I Can't Believe It's Not Poo


Gee, ICBINP, I don't recall discussing poo-eaters recently in Savage Love,
nor have I printed any questions from people looking to fake their way
through a big poo-eating orgy.

I also think your premise is faulty, freako. Those of us who aren't
interested in the erotic possibilities of crap aren't going to leap at the
chance to fake shit play. I once gave a recipe in Savage Love for faux poo
for the bacterially minded--mashed potatoes mixed with a drop or two of
butyric acid--but it didn't prompt a run on potato futures. For most people,
ICBINP, if it looks like poo and smells like poo, it's going to be revolting
to handle even if it isn't poo. Likewise, if it drops out of someone's ass,
looks like poo, has the consistency of poo, and is roughly the color of poo
(or one of the colors poo comes in), most right-thinking people will be
revolted, even if it's peanut butter. But thanks for sharing.