Polish jokes

[Gość: He,he]

How do you know when a Pollack has been in your back yard?
Your garbage is gone and your dog is pregnant.

[Gość: serious_sam]

How do you know when a dickhead has been on forum.gazeta.pl ??
You find dickhead's pathetic entry which, he thinks, is funny....

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Say NO to dickheads on forum.gazeta.pl

[Gość: ...]

How do you know when a dickhead has been on forum.gazeta.pl ??
He start to answer.

[Gość: straw]

Question: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?
Answer: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.

[Gość: serius_sam]

podstawy angielskiego, 3 osoba liczby pojedynczej, czas present simple
> He start to answer.
jak widać niekoniecznie "simple" dla ciebie.

[Gość: siple]

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "120." So the robot started talking about the Superbowl, dirt bikes, and so on.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool.
Suddenly "serius_sam" from Walbrzych came in to the bar.
As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "80." The robot then said, "So, how are things in Poland these days?"

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A Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to hear the world's worst Polish Joke?"
The other guy says "Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door, those tow real mean-looking dudes? They're Polish.
And those two bouncers by the bar? They're Polish too! The Bartender is also Polish! And one more thing pal, I'm Polish too... Now, do you still want to tell that joke of yours?"
"Hell no!", replies the first guy, " - I don't want to have to explain it six times!"