temptations banned in Paris :)

[nasza_maggie]

PARIS (Reuters) - Parisian sunbathers will no longer be allowed to go nude or
wear g-strings on the capital's artificial beaches and risk a fine if they
are caught baring their breasts or buttocks.


City hall has issued a decree banning indecent clothing to preserve the
tranquillity of the sandy beaches created on the banks of the River Seine
every summer since 2001.


"People must behave according to good standards to maintain tranquillity,
security and public order," the decree said, according to Saturday's edition
of Le Parisien. "Notably indecent attire (nude sunbathing, g-strings and
toplessness etc) is forbidden."

The city police will be enforcing the rules, and anyone caught baring too
much flesh risks a 38 euro (26 pounds) fine.


Defending the decree, city hall sports official Pascal Cherki told Le
Parisien that indecent clothing "could have led to temptations and dangerous
behaviour on the banks of the river."


Topless sunbathing and g-strings are common on real beaches around France in
the summer.

[kylie1]

38 euroes for two exposed breasts

little math: I breast = 19 euroes!

By the time you get caught the first time, one of the breasts will be already
nicely tanned. When the officer leaves, you pull out the other breast and give
that one a nice little tan. If caught, the damage will be 38 for both. Ah,
still worth risking....

[portulaco]

In 2016 only women wearing burkas will be allowed in the beaches of Seine :-s

In 2026 Christmas and Easter can only be celebrated inside doors to avoid religious ofense...

Portulaco... the Portuguese prophet lol

[marcus_anglikiem]

perhaps it's part of the State Control overtaking us... why should a Parisian
be denied something which a Breton or a Nicoise be denied ? Because the
Authorities can! they're all sick unfulfilled freaks on a powertrip 'cos they
have psychological issues!

[kylie1]

I watched the news last night and they said that even after passing the law the
authorities continue to turn a blind eye to the semi nude sunbathers - like
nothing's ever happened...

[hardenfelt]

Definitely this is wrong. Only old and ugly people should pay a fine for
exhibiting their naked flesh.

[ejmarkow]

Keep in mind, we were born nude. Against the law to display our natural
qualities?

[nasza_maggie]

ej runs around with his))
I hope you don't get a mandat for that))))

[ejmarkow]

nasza_maggie napisała:

> ej runs around with his))
> I hope you don't get a mandat for that))))

As long as I remain within my property, it 'might' be safe. Is it my fault if a
neighbor bumps into me while looking for mushrooms?

[kylie1]

Who knows what sort of mushroom he's gonna find?...I hear some of them have
pretty big heads. Maybe it will be his lucky day, Eugene?! It's either that or
a heart attack...
what if it is a young lady neigbor?..."C'mon baby, do you want to learn more
about mushrooms? I will be your mushroom specimen for today. Come on, no need
to be afraid, you are free to investigate my God given natural qualities -
find what you need, learn what u want - they say knowledge is everything,
sweetie!"

[ejmarkow]

Kylie1,

You're a riot!