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27.07.03, 19:12
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Q: Why was 7 afraid of 8?
A: Because 8 ate 19.
Q: Why did Kobe cross the road?
A: To sexually assault the white teenager from the other side.
Q: How many Kobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Kobes screw in top dollar Colorado resorts, not lightbulbs!
Q: What do you get when you cross Kobe and Bill Clinton?
A: Kobe.
Q: What's the new Sprite slogan?
A: Be like Kobe! Drill one, then swill one.
Q: Why does Kobe have for Thanksgiving?
A: Same as always, a little white meat on the side.
Q: What's the new add on to Nintendo 64's "Kobe Bryant NBA Courtside"?
A: Kobe Bryant Bedside.
Q: What's a foot long and forces its way into teenagers?
A: HEY! HEY! It was consensual! I love my wife!
Q: Why was Kobe in Colorado anyway?
A: To get unauthorized-by-the-team knee surgery, even though it says in his
contract he must okay all such procedures with the team doctor first or it
voids his $55 MILLION dollar deal with The Lakers.
If da cock don't fit, you gots to acquit!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
White teenage hottie desk clerk.
White teenage hottie desk clerk, who ?
White teenage hottie desk clerk, who wants to have sex with you without a
condom!
Come on In, girl! See, I told you all it was *consensual*!
Kobe decides to hire a fellow African·American who got into Law School under
an Affirmative Action Program to be his Defense Attorney.
He calls the lawyer up, and says, "Hey! Some guy just knocked on my door and
handed me a subpoena! What the heck is a subpoena?"
The lawyer says, "Not 'zactly sure, Kobe! Lemme look it up in my black
dictionary... Hmmmm.... s ... su ... sub- .... that means Under... p ...
pe ... pen ... Uh oh, Kobe! According to this, they got you by the balls!"
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