How would you translate?

[yoric]

1. (Well,) what do you know?
2. Look at you!
Both phrases from the series Friends, but also in popular use, I believe.
None of the things I can think of looks OK...

[easystreet]

1. No prosze, prosze..
2. Spojrz na siebie w sensie: prosze, jak Ci sie dobrze powodzi, jak dobrze sie
masz!

[easystreet]

what do you know...ktoby pomyslal, ze ...

[ontarian]

easystreet napisała:

> 2. Spojrz na siebie w sensie: prosze, jak Ci sie dobrze powodzi, jak dobrze
> sie masz!
niekoniecznie, moze tez byc w sensie
'you look like hell'

[deadeasy]

Moje propozycje:
1) ...no popatrz, popatrz (patrzcie, patrzcie) (patrzcie Panstwo)...

[yoric]

Thanks!
I like 'kto by pomyślał', I think it pretty much captures the sense of the first
phrase (as far as I can grasp it). I'm not sure about the other, though - it
seems to be much more general, something like 'spójrz tylko', but still not
quite it. Or maybe?

[ms.jones]

a) babcio-ciotki prawdopodobnie oddaly by to przez cos w rodzaju:
Ho! Ho! Ho!/No! No! No!
az milo popatrzec

b) Nie wiem jaki jest wspolczesny odpowiednik "niezla laska"

[chris-joe]

again: context!

-Wow! Look at you! You look like a million bucks!
-Look at you! You've got all you can possibly need and more, and all you do is
complain!

[yoric]

You ordered context, sir?
Here it is:
"Joey [apparently talking to little baby Emma (and not to the mascot Hugsy)]:
Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's
chubby little hands wrapped around ya. (he picks up Hugsy) It's okay, Emma, you
stay asleep. (Emma cries)"

[chris-joe]

Ms. Jones miala racje: "Ale laska".