mipik
19.05.08, 05:08
Smutnawo tutaj, cigala prasowka o problemach tu i tam.
Wuluzowac czas.
When a woman wears a leather dress
A man's heart beats quicker,
He goes weak in the knees,
And he begins to think irrationally.
Ever wonder why?
Because she smells like a new truck.
I drugi.
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are
chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that
night all
three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over
their
eyes.
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend said: "The other night, when my boyfriend
came back
home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He
said,
"You are the woman of my life, I love you...then we made love all
night long."
The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.
I was
wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I
opened the raincoat, he didn't' say a word. We just had wild sex
all night."
The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to s
tay at my
mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super
stilettos
and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV
controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
