osmanthus
21.09.09, 01:45
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Subject: FW: Aussie technical terminology
Suddenly, a whole lot of things make much more sense....
LOG ON:
Adding wood to make the barbie hotter.
LOG OFF:
Not adding any more wood to the barbie.
MONITOR:
Keeping an eye on the barbie.
DOWNLOAD:
Getting the firewood off the ute.
HARD DRIVE:
Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies.
KEYBOARD:
Where you hang the ute keys.
WINDOW:
What you shut when the weather's cold.
SCREEN:
What you shut in the mozzie season.
BYTE:
What mozzies do.
MEGABYTE:
What Townsville mozzies do.
CHIP:
A bar snack.
MICROCHIP:
What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips.
MODEM:
What you did to the lawns.
LAPTOP:
Where the cat sleeps.
SOFTWARE:
Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster.
HARDWARE:
Stainless steel knives & forks - from K-Mart.
MOUSE:
The small rodent that eats the grain in the shed.
MAINFRAME:
What holds the shed up.
WEB:
What spiders make.
WEBSITE:
Usually in the shed or under the verandah.
SEARCH ENGINE:
What you do when the ute won't go.
CURSOR:
What you say when the ute won't go.
YAHOO:
What you say when the ute does go.
UPGRADE:
A steep hill.
SERVER:
The person at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
MAIL SERVER:
The bloke at the pub who brings out the counter lunch.
USER:
The neighbour who keep's borrowing things.
NETWORK:
What you do when you need to repair the fishing net.
INTERNET:
Where you want the fish to go.
NETSCAPE:
What the fish do when they discover the hole in the net.
ONLINE:
Where you hang the washing.
OFFLINE:
Where the washing end's up when the pegs aren't strong
enough.
