fibin
16.12.04, 21:58
Jack decides to go skiing with his buddy Bob. They load up Jack's
station-wagon and head north. After driving for a few hours, they get caught
in a terrible blizzard. They pull into a nearby farmhouse and ask the
attractive lady of the house if they can spend the night. "I'm recently
widowed," she explains, "and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let
you stay in my house." "Not to worry," Jack says, "we'll be happy to sleep
in the barn."
Nine months later, Jack gets a letter from the widow's attorney. He calls up
his friend Bob and says, "Bob, do you remember that good looking widow at
the farm we stayed at?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle
of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?" "Yes, I have to
admit that I did." "Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her
your name?"
Bob's face turns red and he says, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did." "Well, thanks a
lot, pal...she just died and left me her farm."
