kylie1

[kylie1]

It is amazing what the Japanese can do. Japanese scientists have created a
camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with
her mouth shut.

When a friend of ours sent that joke, my husband said: "Oh, no, please don't
read that one. It's not very nice" (and under his breath : "right on!")

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[ja_karola]

A man arrived at the gates of Heaven.

St. Peter asked, "Religion?" The man said, "Methodist."

St. Peter looked down his list and said," Go to Room 24, but be very quiet as
you pass Room 8."

Another man arrived at the gates of Heaven.

"Religion?" "Catholic."

"Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."

A third man arrived at the gates.

"Religion?" "Jewish."

"Go to Room 11 but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."

The man said, "I can understand there being different rooms for different
religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass Room 8?"

St. Peter told him, "Well, the Baptists are in Room 8, and they think they're
the only ones here."

Heaven & Hell

[ja_karola]

HEAVEN is where:
The police are British
The chefs Italian
The mechanics are German
The lovers are French
and it's all organised by the Swiss

HELL is where:
The police are German
The chefs are British
The mechanics are French
The lovers are Swiss
and it's all organised by the Italians!!

[beer_forever]

A man arrived at the gates of Heaven.

St. Peter asked, "Religion?" The man said, "Methodist."

St. Peter looked down his list and said," Go to Room 24, but be very quiet as
you pass Room 8."

Another man arrived at the gates of Heaven.

"Religion?" "Catholic."

"Go to Room 18, but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."

A third man arrived at the gates.

"Religion?" "Jewish."

"Go to Room 11 but be very quiet as you pass Room 8."

The man said, "I can understand there being different rooms for different
religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass Room 8?"

St. Peter told him, "Well, the Baptists are in Room 8, and they think they're
the only ones "

Wrong. Jewish are in Room 8.
But again. Who givs a fark.

[brookie]

Kylie, entertaining as usual.