Humor is Not an Option

[timetraveler]

Spalem, a kiedy sie obudzilem zabroniono mi zartowac

Teraz nasza rzeczywistosc jest zbyt powazna zeby zartowac, mozna conajwyzej
jeszcze tylko myslec swoje.

Mozna?


Basic Advice for Air Travel

Allow Extra Time for Special Circumstances During busy periods, or when
traveling with young children, infants, elderly or disabled passengers, you
build in even more time.

Do Not Leave Your Car Unattended in Front of the Terminal
Airport parking rules are being strictly enforced and your car may be quickly
ticketed and towed.

Keep Your Photo Identification Handy
If you do not have a photo ID, make sure you have two pieces of
identification, one of which must be issued by a government authority. Minors
are not required to have identification. Failure to have proper
identification may result in additional security scrutiny. Some airlines may
prohibit you from boarding without proper ID. For international flights,
airlines are required to collect your full name and ask you for a contact
name and phone number.

Beware of Unattended Packages
If you see an unattended package or bag in the terminal, report it to the
airport security staff or other airport authority.

Know What You Are Carrying
Watch your bags while you are at the airport and don’t accept packages from
strangers. Be prepared to answer questions about who packed your bags and
whether you might have left them unattended at any time. Think carefully and
answer honestly--history has shown that criminals and terrorists use
unwitting passengers to carry bombs or other dangerous items on board
aircraft, either by tricking passengers into carrying packages or by simply
slipping items into unwatched bags. If you have any doubts, say so.

Humor is Not an Option
Do not joke about having a bomb or firearm in your possession. Security
personnel are trained to react when they hear these words. Penalties can be
severe, and can include the possibility of time in prison and/or fines.

Expect to Have Your Bags Searched
Both carry-on and checked bags are subject to being hand-searched, especially
when airline security personnel cannot determine by X-ray the contents of a
package. Leave gifts unwrapped until after you arrive at your destination.
Airline security personnel will open it if X-rays are unable to identify the
contents.

Leave Your Firearms and Hazardous Goods at Home
There are many hazardous goods that are either not allowed on the aircraft.
Do not pack or carry firearms, fireworks, flammable materials, household
cleaners, or pressurized containers. Violations of hazardous materials
regulations can lead to severe civil penalties, as well as possible criminal
prosecution.

Things You Should Not Bring on Board