antypody5
22.04.08, 07:12
Cos lekkiego dla odprezenia: zart z Polnocnego Terytorium
(Australia). Najpierw przeczytaj i zobacz czy zrozumiesz zart.
Jezeli bedziesz miec klopoty z potocznym jezykiem to na koncu
znajdziesz troche wyjasnien.
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A Northern Territory farm hand (an Aboriginal) radios back to the
farm manager.
'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute.
The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my ute
and is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'
The manager says,'Ok, there's a ..303 rifle behind the seat.
Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you'll be able to remove him.'
Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said
boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from
the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on'.
'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager.
'Well boss, it's his motor-bike. The flashing blue light is stuck
under the right-front wheel arch.'
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Dla tych co nie znaja potocznego jezyka:
1.) ute to typ nadwozia samochodu (np. www.holden.com.au/www-
holden/action/modeloverview?modelid=15004)
2.) pig to policjant