Medical Alert

[ontarian]

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that
is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus
is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or
anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK you should immediately
leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest store and
purchase one or all of the antidotes - Work
Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) , Complete Health And Mind
Purging Anti Guilt Negating Enzyme ( CHAMPAGNE ) or
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this
medical alert to five friends. If you do not have
five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling
your life.