czy sa jacys anglisci w elckich szkolach?

[nikolettajasnowlosa]

jestem ciekawa czy znacie jakiegos absolwenta uniwerku lub nawet tzw.
kolegium nauczycielskiego, ktory uczy w Elku w szkole panstwowej albo
prywatnej. 3 lata temu musialam odbyc praktyki w podstawowce czy gimnazjum i
znalazlam 1 osobe z jakimikolwiek uprawnieniami - i to byla po Sorbonie
oleckiej. oczywiscie wszedzie dzieciaki uczyly sie angielskiego, jak
zauwazylam na pozniejszych praktykach w liceum z marnym skutkiem. jakis czas
temu dowiedzialam sie ze kolezanka z liceum ktora z jezyka miala marna dwoje
uczy dzieci w jakiejs prywatnej szkole. i ludzie jej placa! ostatnio podobno
w naszym Oksfordzie na cyplu uruchomili "filologie angielska" - moze to zatka
te luke??

[marcotills]

nie znam anglisty z ełckich szkół, ale "podrzucam" coś fajnego;-)
--
Five year phase-in plan for "EuroEnglish"
--------------------------------------------------------------

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was
the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement
and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as
"EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have
1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words
like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they
should go away.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of
leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer
vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to
understand each ozer.

ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!

[jola_bobek]

jak to ? to wszystkie Plitty, Koryszewska i Jurska to tylko takie Janki
Muzykanty? Samouki bez przygotowania ? Bo że p. Kazio ( b. sympatyczny ) jest
polonistą to wiem od niego. Szkoły średnie chyba miaja jakies problemy bo
czytałam że kurator polecił im rozwiązać umowy z firmami za posrednictwem
których zatrudniały anglistów np. z Białorusi. Z niemieckim jest zatem dużo
lepiej , ale o to zadbała p. Hedwiga.

jola

[nikolettajasnowlosa]

no coz jak slyszlam od jednek nauczycielki - stazystki ze dostaje 600 zlotych
miesiecznie nie chcialam wierzyc. kto by chcial sie uzerac za taka kase chyba
Bialorusin albo bezrobotny absolwent nauczania poczatkowego co sam sie zaczal
uczyc w zeszlym roku. w Anglii poczatkujacy nauczyciel dostaje 1500 funtow
miesiecznie co bym na nasze warunki przeliczyla na jakies 2,500 zlotych. i
chetnych brak!!

[hotlemontea]

jedna z wymienionych tu przez ciebie "anglistek" to przekwalifikowana
nauczycielka rosyjskiego. No wiec przygotowanie jakies ma... Trzeba isc z
duchem czasu, no nie?

[marcotills]

hotlemontea napisała:

> jedna z wymienionych tu przez ciebie "anglistek" to przekwalifikowana
> nauczycielka rosyjskiego. No wiec przygotowanie jakies ma... Trzeba isc z
> duchem czasu, no nie?
--
"ghost of the time" ?
zacziem niet... ;-)

Who is Hu...

[marcotills]

Conversation between Condolezza Rice and George Bush...

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then
get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send
some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the
Middle East?

Jak piszą "po angielsku" w Finlandii...

[marcotills]

Excerpts of authentic restaurant menus written in "fluent" English
*******************************************************************
Shrimp and crap salad
Tepid chicken salad with bread

You can have crap on your pizza.
We give you water only when you ask.

(Café Rico, Turku 1997)
***********************

Dead snails from Ĺland in garlic and butter sauce

The cock is recommending today's beef.
We can serve your steak with much blood, some blood, medium or well-done.

(Ramada Hotel, Turku 1993)
***************************
Finnish mushroom salad - wild, salty and sticky mushrooms with cream sauce
and pickles
Ice cream with bear halves and toffee sauce

The house's tart is called Torttu in Finnish and is warm.

(Fransmanni, Turku 1993)
**************************
Mexican burrito with mutilated chicken meat and salsa

(Raxx, Turku 1998 )
********************
Try traditional Finnish pee soup!

On our breakfast table you will find the cheese, the meat and some others.

Omelet is made with recent eggs from a local farm where the chickens are
alive.

We can bring the nuts and drinks to your room (room service card)
Drink something if you want (room service card)

(Hotelli Helka, Helsinki 1993)
********************************
This week is "bird meat week" but we also have a good selection of mammal
meat.

Japanese guests can have traditional breakfast with stinky rice and fishes.

Cocktails are served in bar and there only.

Blini served with cream and not real caviar.

(Hamburger Börs, Turku 1998 )
*******************************
Tar ice cream - Finnish special
Good for people who eat tar and lingon berries.

(Viking Restaurant Harald, Turku 1998 )
****************************************
Children's hamburger is served with the French.

Pizzas after clock 21 are not. Sorry.

Zakochany kotek śpiewa po angielsku...

[marcotills]

rycho.gadka.pl/love/

JPEG Baby - angielska piosenka łatwa do nauki...

[marcotills]

www.unf-unf.de/show.php?did=653

Bardzo przydatny adres lingwistyczny...

[marcotills]

szukaj.gazeta.pl/katalog/1816462,51360.html?x=504748&slowo=Angielski