jj1978
29.11.08, 11:22
bo wiem ze jest tu co najmniej kilku:) dziewczyny tez sie pewnie
zgodza z niektorymi punktami, oprocz pierwszego oczywiscie!!!
nie chcialo mi sie tlumaczyc, przepraszam, ale prezenty na swieta
sie same nie kupia:)))
Men's Rules
Women should learn these! (so men say:)
Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to
be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present again!
Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than
short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that
married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with
her.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not
work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
We don't remember dates. . . .Period!!
Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd
be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good
with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.
If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been
tricked before!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
girlfriends.
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-
reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or
some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying
anyway.)
BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know, it's like camping
