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The Perfect Woman

22.11.04, 19:24
The Perfect Woman would say:

1) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

5) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

6) You're so sexy when you're hung over.

7) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

8) Let's subscribe to Hustler.

9) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

10) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

11) I'll be out painting the house.

12) Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

13) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

14) No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

15) Your mother did a great job raising you.

16) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day.

17) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

18) Not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!

19) That was a great fart! Do another one!

20) I signed up for yoga so I can get my ankles behind my head for ya.

21) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a few joints, a
case of beer and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome?
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    • Gość: Imagine Re: The Perfect Woman IP: *.unl.edu 22.11.04, 20:27
      fibin, juz czas wydoroslec ... zmien swoj stosunek do kobiet i zycia. placzesz
      sie czlowieku ...
      • fibin Re: The Perfect Woman 23.11.04, 09:35
        A po co dorośleć? I co to w ogóle znaczy? I czyż nie jest powiedziane w piśmie,
        że tylko dzieci wejdą do królestwa niebieskiego? Dlaczego mam zmieniać
        stosunek? A może wystarczy pozycję? W czym sie plączę? Czy może płaczę? A jak
        Ci się nie podoba to po prostu nie czytaj? Słyszałaś kiedys o tolerancji może?
        • Gość: Imagie Re: The Perfect Woman IP: *.unl.edu 23.11.04, 15:49
          panie fibin, nie sil sie pan na cytaty z biblii, bo nie wiesz pan o czym sa te
          slowa. dziecinnosc biblijna oznacza niewinnosc, czystosc a nie zgnusnienie
          i niechec do pracy nad soba czy stagnacje w rozowoju ...
          poza tym w panskich watkach widze probe bronienia swego krzywidzenia widzenia
          swiata i oskarzania wszystkich, w tym w szczegolnosci kobiety za panskie
          niedomogi. ani to smieszne, ani odkrywcze, ani inspirujace do czegokolwiek.
          wez pan sciagnij te wydeptane kapcie, odstaw pan ten zwyczajowy browar, odejdz
          pan od telewizora i zacznij zyc ...
          Imagine.
    • alfika Re: a kiedyś... 23.11.04, 09:44
      łacina była szlachetniejsza od polskiego :)))

      ps. umiesz po łacinie to napisać?
      a po polsku?
      ;)))
    • rlena Przeciez to jest rewelacyjne! 23.11.04, 18:24
      Dokladnie to , czego NIE CHCA kobiety. fibin jest tego po prostu swiadomy. To
      naprawde duzo, wtedy moze wziac pod uwage, to czego jego kobieta naprawde
      oczekuje. Musze uswiadomic mojego meza ;-))

      A swoja droga, taka "perfekcyjna" zona jest straszana,co sadzisz, fibin?
      • Gość: mark To przeciez Krzyk rozpaczy IP: *.arcor-ip.net 23.11.04, 18:32
        ale daj chlopu pomarzyc.

        kazdemu wolno.
    • fibin A husband and his wife 24.11.04, 09:02
      One day a husband and wife were in the bathroom. The wife was getting
      out of the shower and the husband grabs her boobs and says "If these
      were firmer you wouldn't need a bra." The wife was repulsed by his
      behavior and ignores him. The next week the two are again in the
      bathroom and while the wife was getting out of the shower he grabs her
      ass and says "If your ass was firmer you wouldn't need a girdle." The
      wife is now pissed and is ploting her revenge. One day a week later the
      husband is getting out of the shower and the wife grabs his dick and
      says "If this was a little bit bigger I wouldn't need your brother."
      • fibin Another husband and his wife 24.11.04, 09:09
        There was an attorney who got home late one evening after a very taxing day
        trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright, who
        was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for
        clemency to the state governor had failed and he was feeling tired and
        depressed.

        As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time
        of night do you call this? Where the hell have you been?" and so on. Too
        shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
        poured himself a very large whisky and headed off to the bathroom for a
        long hot soak
    • fibin 10 Most Important Men In Women's Lives 24.11.04, 11:20
      THE DOCTOR
      Because he says "Take your clothes off"

      THE DENTIST
      Because he says "Open wide"

      THE HAIRDRESSER
      Because he says "Do you want it teased or blown"

      THE MILKMAN
      Because he says "Do you want it in the front or the back"

      THE INTERIOR DECORATOR
      Because he says " Once its in you'll love it"

      THE SHARE BROKER
      Because he says "It will rise gradually and maintain its peak for
      long-long time"

      THE BANKER
      Because he says "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest"

      THE HUNTER
      Because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he
      shoots"

      THE TELKOM GUY
      Because he says "Would you like it on the table or against the wall"

      And the MOST ANNOYING is FATHER CHRISTMAS
      The bastard only comes Once A Year!
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