proktofantasmista
09.03.04, 21:03
Taoism -Shit happens.
Confucianism -Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Buddhism -If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Zen Buddhism -What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism -This shit happened before.
Mormonism -This shit is going to happen again.
Islam -If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Stoicism -This shit is its own reward.
Protestantism -Let this shit happen to someone else.
Calvinism -Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Pentecostalism -In Jesus' name, heal this shit! *
Catholicism -Shit happens because you deserve it.
Judaism -Why does this shit always happen to us?
Zoroastrianism -Shit happens half the time. **
Marxism -This shit is going to hit the fan.
Atheism -No shit.
Seventh Day Adventist- No shit on Saturdays.
Existentialism- Absurd shit.
Agnosticism -What is this shit?
Nihilism -Who gives a shit?
Deconstruction- Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
Christian Science- Shit is in your mind.
Moonies -Only happy shit really happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses -Let us in your house and we will explain why shit happens.
Scientology -Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
Hare Krishna -Shit happens, Rama Rama.
Hedonism- There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Rastafarianism- Let's smoke this shit.
* religiousmovements.lib.virginia.edu/nrms/penta.html
** www.religioustolerance.org/zoroastr.htm
