Gość: Kapitalista
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18.08.02, 06:31
Kapitalizm a ludzie pracy...
Autor: newyork2@NOSPAM.gazeta.pl
Data: 15-08-2002 15:52
A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what
is politics all about?"
Dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it to you
this way...I'm the bread winner of the family,
so let's call me 'Capitalism.'
Your Mom, she's the administrator of the household, so
we'll call her the 'Government.'
We're here to take care of YOUR needs, so we'll call
you 'The People.'
The nanny, well, she works hard all day for very little
money, so we'll consider her 'The Working Class.'
And, finally, your baby brother...we'll call him 'The
Future.'
Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."
The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his
Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so
he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds
his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks into the keyhole and
sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
"Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, While Capitalism is
screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound
asleep, The People are being ignored, and the Future is
in deep shit."