Joke

[miauciek]

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by
reading from
his prepared text. "I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful
influence she has had
on my life," he told the audience. "She is a shining example of parenthood,
and I love her
more than words could ever do justice."
At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause he looked up
with a sly grin
and said, "It's really hard to read my mom's handwriting."

I jeszcze jeden . . . też w langłydżu

[miauciek]

A little son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for
the first time
the rite of baptism by immersion. He was greatly interested in it, and the
next morning
proceeded to baptize his three cats in the bathtub.
The kitten bore it very well, and so did the young cat, but the old family
cat rebelled. It
struggled with him, clawed and tore him, and got away. With considerable
effort he caught
it again and proceeded with the ceremony.
But she acted worse than ever, clawed at him, spit, and scratched his hands
and face.
Finally, after barely getting her splattered with water, he dropped her on
the floor in
disgust and said: "Fine, be a Methodist if you want to !"

Łan mor . . .

[miauciek]

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found
by an honest
little boy, who returned it to her.
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmmm, that's funny. When I lost my
bag, there was a
$20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's
purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."