Stung on the golf course.

[kylie1]

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just

started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the

clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why

are you back in so early? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee", she said.

"Where", he asked.

"Between the first and second hole", she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

[usenetposts]

Good one.

[kylie1]

Thanks, Dave. This one came from my father-in-law. Some of them are pretty lame
( like the two previous ones) but once in a while he comes up with good ones.