Zona Australijczyka

[marco_polo_1]

ma nareszcie szanse dotrzec na szczyty wladzy. Co prawda okolicznosci sa
takie, ze niewielu tej funkcji chcialo, ale jednak to prawdziwa rewolucja:

www.spiegel.de/politik/ausland/0,1518,702516,00.html
Dlaczego rewolucja? Ano, Aussis sa znanymi macho. I jak juz oni maja kobiete u
wladze to juz wkrotce pewnie i Arabia Saudyjska w ich slady pojdzie...

PF

[glob1]

On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra, Kevvy is being chauffeured
to Parliament House.
It is so cold that Lake Burley Griffin has frozen over.

As he jumps out of the Caprice, Kevvy looks over the Lake & notices
that someone has "peed" on the ice & left a
message............"KEVVY SUCKS".

Kevvy is enraged & orders ASIO to investigate with "no expenses
spared" & to report within two weeks.
Two weeks later, the head of ASIO reports to the PM & says...."our
investigation is over & I have three pieces of news for you....good
news, bad news & terribly bad shocking news".


Well says Kevvy, give me the good news. The head of ASIO says..."We
spent $5 million dollars on the investigation & have come to a
successful result".


Well says Kevvy what's the bad news?


The head of ASIO says "The DNA testing shows the urine is Wayne
Swann's". Kevvy is shocked beyond belief.
Looking pale, Kevvy says" & what is the terribly bad shocking news?"


The ASIO chief replies...." It's Julia Gillard's hand writing"