Ukraińskie życzenia

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www.tvn24.pl/wideo/z-anteny/po-polsku-i-po-ukrainsku-hymn-od-ambasady-na-swieto-niepodleglosci,1480776.html?playlist_id=12681 dziękujemy!

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Pytanie do naszych banderowskich braci:

[lech.junosza]

Na jakiej podstawie prawnej państwo Ukraina okupuje obecnie część terytorium Polski?

[antyk-acap2.0]

A na jakiej podstawie Rosja okupuje Królewiec?

[lech.junosza]

antyk-acap2.0 napisał(a):

> A na jakiej podstawie Rosja okupuje Królewiec?
Ale Rosja to nasz największy wróg więc nie ma się co spodziewać po niej aby cokolwiek nam oddała. Ale Ukraina nasz ukochany przyjaciel w którego pompujemy kasę to powinna nam oddać nasze polskie ziemie.

Oprzytomnij,...

[piter_rom_rus]

antyk-acap2.0 napisał(a):
> A na jakiej podstawie Rosja okupuje Królewiec?


...idioto.

Nie okupuje, tylko OK jest cziescia Rosji, i to na tej samej podstawie, co Wroclaw juz nie jest Breslau - na podstawie Jalty i Podsdamu.

Nie podoba sie ze Kaliningrad jest rosijskim - oddaj Niemcom Danzig, Breslau, Stettin, Gruneberg.

Chcesz ci miasta zatrzymac - siedz i nie p@rdol, kretynie.

Mod, kacapie szambo znów wybiło...

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[boavista4]

Krolewiec to poganskie Prusy, potem to niemieckie prusy jako ksiestwo rownie polskie jak i Wilno, Ryga , lub Kijow. Lwow nie wiele mial wspolnego z Ukraina przed 1939 rokiem. Wiec chytre bystrzkaki nadymaja muskuly bajkami chazarskimi. A ta ambasada spiewajaca polski hymn, to takie wzruszajace, poplakalem sie, szczegolnie na widok tego komandosa ukrainskiego pewnie wytrenowanego w Legionowie. Ciekawe czy ambasady USA i Niemiec tez probowaly podobny telelezyjny szol dla polskich patriotow .

[boavista4]

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover". Q: How do you sink a polish battleship? A: Put it in water. Q: Why did the polack put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down. Q: What happened to the Polish hockey team? A: They all drowned in spring training. Q: Why don't polish women use vibrators? A: It chips their teeth. Q: Why did the Polak cross the road? A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken. Q: Why are there no Polish doctors? A: Because you can't write prescriptions with spray paint. Q: How does every Polish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder. Q: Whats the difference between a smart Polak and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Polish beauty contest? A: Me neither. Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Poland? A: Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin. Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving. Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt. Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel. Q: What does a polish girl do after she sucks cock? A: Spits out the feathers. Q: How do you know if your in front of a Polish firing squad? A: They are standing in a circle. Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell - he's still got a hand-grenade between his teeth. Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you? A: Take the pin out and throw it back. Q: How do you know if a Polak has been using a computer? A: There's whiteout on the screen. Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it. Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service. Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on? A: Yellow in the front, Brown in the back! Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines. Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell tobbagan. Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy. Q: Did you see the polish submarine with a screen door? A: Dont laugh, it keeps the fish out. Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole. Q: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? A: The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan. Q: Did you know that Russia just bought 12,000 Septic Tanks? A: As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Poland. Q: What's the motto of the Poland? A: Every man for himself. Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap. Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? A: They forgot the recipe. Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering. Q: How do you ruin a Polish party? A: Flush the punch bowl. Q: What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A: A new last name. Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book. Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Hindu. Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's yours?" Q: Why did the Polak sell his water skis? A: He couldn't find a lake with a hill in it. Q: What do Poles do with all their gold medals? A: Go home and got them bronzed. Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland? The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies. Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside a theater? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the Winter." Turn Signal An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspect that his turn signal may not be working. He asks the Polish guy if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. The Polish guy steps out and stands in front of the car. The English guy turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?" To which the Polish guy responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...." Accident in Warsaw Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident in Warsaw last night? A polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom. The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the back drowned...they couldn't get the tailgate open. Three Men Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him 10 times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Polak, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Polak, and he stands there straight and takes his 10 lashings without a single flinch. "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Polak!" Dirty Tampons A Polak, an American, and a German had a room full of dirty tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in there the longest. First it was the American's turn. The other two locked him in the room and waited. A week later, they heard him whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out. "That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the American. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!" Next it was the German's turn. After a month he finally banged on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as he gasped for breath. Finally it was the Polak's turn. They locked him in the room and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The German and American heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!" To which the Polak yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done eating the jelly donuts." Whore House Man goes to a whore house. The Madam is out of women but, since the guy is Polish she thinks she can get away with a blow up doll and he will never know the difference. Being a bit nervous because she has never tried this one before, The Madam waits outside the door. The Ploack comes out in five minutes. "How was it?", says the Madam. "I don't know," says the Polak, "I bit her on the tit and she farted and flew out the window!" Jesus Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was Polish, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. Rather than ask the standard questions during the interview, the chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer. When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left. When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left. When the Polish man arrived for his interview, he was asked the exact same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back t

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pijatyka napisała:

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zapijaczony ryju ,
minimum respektu , jak juz chcesz cos powidziec to , prosze , ale ... merytorycznie .

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piter_rom_rus napisał(a):

> Nie podoba sie ze Kaliningrad jest rosijskim - oddaj Niemcom Danzig, Breslau, S
> tettin, Gruneberg.


Odbudowali sobie? Sowieci zniszczyli te miasta w 70-90%
Więc siedź i nie pierd@l.

[czizus]

piter_rom_rus napisał(a):

> antyk-acap2.0 napisał(a):
> > A na jakiej podstawie Rosja okupuje Królewiec?
>
>
> ...idioto.
>
> Nie okupuje, tylko OK jest cziescia Rosji, i to na tej samej podstawie, co Wroc
> law juz nie jest Breslau - na podstawie Jalty i Podsdamu.
>
> Nie podoba sie ze Kaliningrad jest rosijskim - oddaj Niemcom Danzig, Breslau, S
> tettin, Gruneberg.
>
> Chcesz ci miasta zatrzymac - siedz i nie p@rdol, kretynie.

Skoro już operujemy tą terminologią, to trzymajmy się faktów i historii: Gdańsk, Gorzów Wlkp. Wrocław, itd., to były kiedyś grody zakładane przez Słowian. Zachodnich Słowian! Polan! Pózniej, różne koleje losu zmieniały historię w tym czy tamtym kierunku! Decydowały zwycięskie bitwy i Polacy często byli zwycięzcami ale i przegrywali. To była naturalna jak na tamte czasy walka o tereny i wpływy. Ale dzisiaj, powracanie do tamtych średniowiecznych czasów i wartości jest co najmniej śmieszne.
Wrocław, Opole, Gorzów Wlkp., itd. . . . . . . były kiedyś polskie. Obwód Kaliningradzki nigdy nie miał nawet gram wspólnoty z Rosją!!! I to jest istota problemu. OK to istota i esencja absurdalnego imperializmu rosyjskiego, nie mającego najmniejszych szans na powodzenie w dłuższym wymiarze czasu. A właśnie Polska będzie tym państwem(już jest), który zweryfikuje wartości Rosjan.

No i sympatycznie.

[wasyl_szuja]

A czy rosyjska ambasada złożyła życzenia? Pamiętam, że rosyjski ambasador coś tam mówił o rozpoczęciu przez Polskę II w.św.
Czy rosyjska web brygada złożyła życzenia? Nam przypominają Wołyń, na ukraińskich forach straszą polskimi panami.
Chyba nie wymaga to komentarza.

Kacapom na pohybel.

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wasyl_szuja napisał:
> piter_rom_rus napisał(a):

> > Nie podoba sie ze Kaliningrad jest rosijskim - oddaj Niemcom Danzig, Bres
> lau, Stettin, Gruneberg.

> Odbudowali sobie? Sowieci zniszczyli te miasta w 70-90%
> Więc siedź i nie pierd@l.

Sowieci nie powinni niszczyc tych niemieckich miast ... tam powinni zostac .... Niemcy ...

banderowcu , . fajnie zyczysz Polakom ....

Litewski MSZ też złożył.

[wasyl_szuja]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMxAkMxLmfc

A ja już 11 dni czekam, aż ruska webbrygada złoży w końcu życzenia wszelkiej pomyślności dla Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej.