A young boy comes down to breakfast. Since
they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he
does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he
goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He
goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to
feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in
for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of
dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well,"his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the
pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I
also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't
getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for
breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and
says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
George
From: Sandie Jordhamo <sjordhamo@thevillages.net>
Date: Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:21:56 AM US/Central
To: arlene becea <ARVAN2@aol.com>
Subject: Fw: Fw:
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