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Walking into the bar, the guy says to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff
one, just had another fight with the little woman."
Oh yeah?" says the bartender, "And how did this one end?" "When it was
over," the guy replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under that bed, you little chickenshit.