The Hierarchy of U.S. Newspapers

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1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the
country.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but
don't understand the Washington Post.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, if they could spare the time.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country, as long as they do something scandalous.

9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there is a
country, or that anyone is running it.

10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.

[visa_nazi]

11. Nowy Dziennik is read by people who think they have a country, but they
don't.

[Gość: VIP-1]

11. Gazeta Wyborcza is read by people who want to leave the country

[Gość: VIP-1]

loks like mine takes 12

Marna przerobka oryginalu

[buck_turgidson]

Tak bylo napisane w "Yes Prime Minister":

"The Times is read by the people who run the country. The Daily Mirror
is read by the people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read
by the people who think they ought to run the country. The Morning Star is
read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
The Independent is read by the people who don't know who runs the country but
are sure they are doing it wrong. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the
people who run the country. The Financial Times is read by the people who own
the country. The Daily Express is read by the people who think the country
ought to be run as it used to be run. The Daily Telegraph is read by the
people who still think it is their country. And the Sun's readers don't care
who runs the country providing she has big tits"